Lit up dicks

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by FreakingLEM

by FreakingLEM

Was tagged by these Lil' shits who I call friends.
omya218
H_Mathian

Rules state 13 facts, if you fucking little shits back out. You're forced to post a video of you singing whether you like it or not.
Daddy rules~
Suffer with me~(•ω•)

But if ya don't wanna, then ya don't need.
Pussies, the lot of them.

1) The reason why my family calls me Daddy is because I let them and I like being called daddy, I'm the oldest in the chat and I'm immature. I'm super protective of my daughters and sons.
You diss one of them, I'm bringing the chainsaw and salt.
No, you don't need to know what I'm gonna do to you.

2) I like to play Otome games a lot.
Shall We Date? Is the most I play, I fact I have all of their games even the paid version.
I also have Samurai Love and Midnight Cinderella and Terror Mansion and one more Otome game but I'm too lazy to type it because I'm tired. It's 2 in the fucking morning.

3) I don't trust easily. Plain and simple. I just try to get along, but that's not the same as trusting.
   I am insecure.
   If someone tells me to shut up.
I will shut up, no joke.
   I don't like making people mad because of me. It puts me in a downer mood. But if I make people mad because of me, it's because they deserve it. Those shits don't mess with me.
Confusing?
   It's supposed to be.

4) I have a Bipolar Disorder, I don't have a lot of anxiety disorder. But I always like being alone. I dislike human contact. I'm just forced to give people kisses and hugs to make them think that I'm fine which is hard to do.

5) My speech changes a lot. I talk like a pirate then an british person(which is funny since I have the accent....). But I also talk like a heathen.
   I am no believer in God or whatever.
   I like Greek gods and Satan, but I don't practice either.
I don't practice Jashinishim and I practice Danzoshim.
   But I like both, but my true savior is Jiraiya.
   I practice Jiraiyashim.
   To put it bluntly, I am a pro-vert.
Which means a professional pervert~!
ﾍ(￣▽￣*)ﾉ
Thank you, thank you~!

6) I am a multishipper. To put it bluntly, I lack in staying one person with the main character and putting them in with another person and then another and another.
For example; Kakanaru
KakaObi, KakaIru
NaruShika
NaruKiba
NaruShino
NaruSasu
NaruMada
And many more.
I also like female Naruto as much as the original. Naruto's my main hoe.
Just like Luffy is my main hoe.

7) I can't eat spicy stuff, but I do love Lasagna. You can say that I'm the new generation of Garfield. Who's with me!? I love Lasagna Chicken that Megan makes. It's SOOOO good!

I know you're there, my Madarape son~

It's no use.

8) I'm deaf, but I wasn't always. I became fully deaf at 17 and panicked when I put my hearing aid on, I turned in up all the way and still heard nothing. I was forced to take the option of cochlears because I was afraid, for some reasons. I cannot remember why. I might have Dementia, oh well.
Yeah, I was super depressed. My family were listening to music and laughing. For that moment, I felt left out, alone and invisible.
I listen to music more than 24/7 %
I listen to it more than the unusual human does, I literally listen to it more than you guys. Like I never stop listening to music. Same songs, new songs. The only time I stop is to take a shower or anything that relates to water(rain doesn't count) I listen to music even when I'm sleeping.

9) I daydream frequently when I'm in the mood, it unconsciously comes on when I'm in a car and staring while listening to music. I can control my dreams, I don't know, why, how or when that happened.
   I get premonitions and Deja Vu.
If you ask me, getting visions of the futures and the past is more of a curse than a blessing.... -____-
   Who wants to watch a girl kill herself while waiting on the train tracks for the train to kill her.
   Or about that time I saw burning buildings. Explosion and lava with concrete floating from it.
   No, fuck that shit.

10) I have a strong stomach, but I hate some veggies.
Like, I literally hate Tomatoes, Onions, garlic.
I am not making Sasuke a bento filled with tomatos. His ass can get the fuck up and walk that little bitch ass to the kitchen and make that nasty shit for himself.

   I also have an enemy.
   Mayonnaise.
I always gag when I taste it.
   No matter how many times.
It's fucking gross. LIKE, dude.
   HOW THE IN DUCK DO YOU EAT THAT SHIT?! OH MY JIRAIYA...
   People have different tastes. Yeah.
I love chocolate milk with whipped cream. I love salmon topped with honey. I also eat it raw.
   I love meat like Luffy.
   Sorry to all the vegans out there..
But it's survival after all.
   MEAAAAAAAAAT~! 🍖 🍖 🍖
I LIKE LETTUCE
PICKLES ARE MY FAVORITE THING TO EAT!

11) I want to be reborn as a dog or a Wolf or a horse.
   Or in any anime I know.
   I don't care if I'm a guy or girl.
I don't want to be reborn as a ducking human in the fucking world.
In the anime, sure but this world?
Nigga, Fuck you and your tiny Cheeto puff dicks.

12) I like weird people a lot.
Sasuke was okay, Sakura was nope.
   Shino was OH MY GOD LET ME HAVE YOUR BABIES!
   The same goes for Kankuro. Orochimaru was OH MY JIRAIYA PLEASE FUCK ME, I would say Madara, but that Boi belongs to my Madarape son. So, no touchy.

   I also like Hidan, Kabuto, Kisame, Kakuzu, Zetsu and now Danzo.
Because Fuck you all that's why.
   Don't fucking question it.
I remember that I stated that I was a perv in one of these facts...
   I also happen to like threesome.
Kakuzu - OC - Hidan
I make sure all the Akatsuki membs are gay. I like Pein - OC - Konan.
It's perfect for a lemon.

13) IF I WAS TO WAKE UP IN NARUTO WITH ONE OF THEIR BODIES. I'D BE IN CONTROL AND THEY WOULD BE LIKE AN INNER, BUT WE CAN SWITCH SOULS.

I'D CHOOSE EITHER HIDAN, KISAME, SASUKE, ITACHI, OBITO, OROCHIMARU OR HINATA

Example;

Hinata fumbled around shyly, watching Naruto from the post.

"Grab that ass, girl and smack hard like you wanna do it, oh yeah baby~!"

Hinata almost fainted from Lem's words and blushed all over her body.

"L-Lem-kun. P-p-please keep your gayness out. I-I-I cannot handle it!"

She whispered to Lem in her mind. To people, it would seem as if she's talking to herself.

"You don't fool me for a second, sweet cheeks. I saw the steamy scenes in there when I said it. Damnnn! He's so big! I want that i-"

Hinata cut off Lem.

Done. FUCKING DONE

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I don't fucking care if it's not 15 people.
Go stick a fucking duck in your ass.