Zoro left as Sanji and Loulee said goodbye from the doorway as he left down the street. Once Zoro was gone Yonji got out of the car across the street looking identical to Sanji. Both in button up white shirts and black pants. He crossed the street going inside before Sanji looked around to see if anyone saw.
"Uncle Yonji!" Loulee cried.
Yonji smiled as the girl skipped up to to him and embraced him. He chuckled as he scooped up Loulee.
"Why are you dressed up like my dad?" Loulee asked.
"We're going to play a little prank on Zoro." Sanji said.
She giggled as Sanji did some mascara for Yonji's facial hair. As they got settled on the couch. Loulee kept an eye out for Zoro.
"He's here!" She gasped.
Sanji and Yonji both crossed there legs as Loulee hid behind the couch. Sanji and Yonji both were able to sync each other when they wanted to. Or by accident. Zoro stepped inside not noticing the twins as he walked down the hall. He set the first bags in the kitchen before heading back to the door. He turned to them as they both smirked.
"Welcome home, dear." They both said.
Zoro instantly pinched himself to see if he was dreaming then patted himself down. The twins glanced to each other before back to Zoro. Sanji and Yonji uncrossed there legs patting the place between them.
"Why don't you come sit down." Sanji said.
"We can talk this over." Yonji hummed.
Zoro didn't hesitate before sitting between the two brothers. Loulee giggled as he wrapped his arms around the back of the couch. Sanji glanced over to her and smiled before turning to Zoro. Both placing a hand on Zoro's thigh and getting closer to his ear.
"Which of us is Sanji?" They whispered in his ear.
Zoro gave a low chuckle, "That's easy, I'd just fuck you both and I'd find out."
Sanji smacked him upside the head as Yonji laughed, Zoro turned to Sanji.
"Found you." Zoro hummed.
Loulee popped her head out on Zoro's arm having him turn to the girl.
"Zoro what does Fuck mean?" Loulee asked.
"Loulee don't you ever say that again." Sanji spat.
Yonji was wheezing from laughter on the floor.
"What does it mean I wanna know." Loulee asked.
Sanji crossed his arms and turned to Zoro, "Yeah Zoro what does it mean?"
Zoro pursed his lips, "I'll tell you later."
The door shut having them turn to Zeff holding a crockpot.
"You both are here?" Zeff asked.
"Hiya pops." Yonji said sitting up on his elbows.
"Hey dad." Sanji sighed.
"Grandpa Zeff!" Loulee cried.
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Neighbors
FanfictionZoro had just moved into a new house. He was kicked out of his old tiny apartment because of Luffy and Ace being too Noisy. But what will happen when his Neighbor comes home?
