Okay so this is gonna be a sick ass rp inspired by rc's emotionally endowing rp story (that shit broke my heart tbh) sooo here are the characters::
Springtrap (AKA me the fucking dumbass)
Balloon boy (fuckkn Alex the cousin of Thomas the tank engine)
Bonnie (fucking rc.Like the cola.)
Chica (I'm just gonna say this is Denise cuz she sassy af mhmm gurl)
Okay START!
Springtrap: *sits in a big elaborate chair with a two gallon bottle of lube, eyes unblinking and dead*
Bonnie: "Yo what the fuck has been wrong with the economy lately my dudes?" *stares into space, obviously on crack or some shit*
Balloon boy: "You probably destroyed it with your fatass smh hoe you better fix this shit. Dab on that economy bitchhh."
Chica: *Pokes springtrap's head and squints*
"Yo I think this motherfuckers dead guys.."
Bonnie: *throws a fucking guitar at Springtrap* "WAKE UP YOU WATERMELON FLAVORED CUP OF NOODLE BITCH!!"
Balloon boy: *dabs for some fuckin reason*
Springtrap: *spasms and starts screeching, having a seizure and falling onto the floor*
Chica: "OOOOH BOY NAH..IM NOT MESSING WITH NO fUckin sEIZURES I'm oUt!" *runs over next to balloon boy and dabs with him*
Bonnie: *pulls out like three blunts and smokes them all at the same time* "it's too lit for this shit.."
Springtrap: "iM gOnnA bUst a nUt fAm;;" *vibrates on the floor, making broken robot noises*
Balloon boy: *elegantly walks over to Springtrap and lays his sign down next to him*
"Boi the fuck you doin on the floor with yo green toast lookin ass..get uP."
Springtrap: *VIOLENT CAR ENGINE NOISES*
Chica: *munches on some bomb ass pizza that totally wasn't from some cheap ass place like Costco or Walmart or some shit*
Bonnie: *high af playing heavy metal on a banjo*
~ time skip to like an hour later ~
Springtrap: "So I have an announcement to make. It's very very very very very very very very important.."
Everyone else: *listening with wide eyes, staring intenTly*
Springtrap: "I'm gay."
Everyone else: *LOUD ANGRY SCREAMING*
~ TIME SKIP AGAIN LOLOLOLOL HDHDHS'kdksn@;@;& ~
Bonnie: *pulls balloon boy and chica together and hugs them* "...the unholy trinity..."
Springtrap: *muttering something about a crusty dusty ass hoe*
Chica: *starts chanting some weird ass Latin shit*
Balloon boy: *gets out candles and draws a pentagram on the floor*
Bonnie: "it is time..to summon the iLLUMINATEY!! REJOICE MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS AS THE ALL SEEING ORB GAZES ONTO YOUR NETHER REGIONSSS"
Springtrap: *gets the FUCK OUT*
Okay that's the end for now I hope you enjoyed hehehehehehehehehehehehehhe the next chapter will be a lemon and there's going to be smut everywhere;;all over the walls;;
