Once upon a time, a girl named Signe, was eating tomatoes in her apartment. She was so obsessed with the tomatoes, that she couldn't hear the knocking on the door. Some time later, she heard a loud sound from the hall. She was shooked. Quietly she took a knife which was lying randomly on the table. "Who's there?" she asked out loud like a weird ass piece of shit. The human coming from the hall said "Sorry, i thought you died". It turned out that it was the boy next door. Josh Dun. "Hey,..,. Wan't a t.t..t.tomato?" she stuttered. "Yes, daddy" he answered sexually. He took the tomato out of her pants, and she whimpered. Then they both took a bite of the one tomato. Their lips were almost touching. She looked into his mocha eyes, and he looked into her bloody vampire eyes. Then he grabbed her waist and bit her tattoo on her shoulder. She moaned. They were both beginning to get horny. Then he kissed her forehead and jumped out of the window. She laughed. "Ha. ha. hahahahaha."
