A contract with a Bastard!

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Summary: Naruto, the budding erotic novelist, meets his new devious publisher. What will happen to Naruto when he signs the contract with the bastard?

Warning: This is BOYLOVE, YAOI, SASUNARU, it will contain ABUSE (if you read something i have written before, you are probably nodding :D), mild BDSM, and Spanking.

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Chapter 1 "He fooled me!"

The blond rubbed his hands against his honey colored face in frustration. Damn, was he in a pinch! He sighed for the tenth time in less than five minutes. He scratched his neck, and then tapped his fingers over and over again against the keyboard. No matter what he did, he couldn't think up the ending for his erotic novel. It would have been okay, apart from the fact that he was meeting with the publisher in an hour.

A pale raven stud sat at his regular table. Regrettably for him, the dump blond sitting at the table next to him was ruining his favorite café experience. He would have moved to a farther away table, save for him being a slave of habit. He hissed, and then glared at the other eager for the idiot to catch a hint. Fruitless effort! Damn, that blond was even thicker than he first gave him credit for!

The blond inspected the surroundings. Good, no women around.He started searching in his bookmarks (favorites) for a porn website. What! Don't blame him! He needed inspiration. As soon as the homepage loaded, a loud moan sounded from the speakers followed by the sound a bodily juices and flesh slamming together. Crap! He didn't recall that website having an automatic playback. He swiftly turned the volume down.

"Ehm!" The raven cleared his throat.

The honey colored boy rubbed the back of his golden haired head in shame, and silently mumbled, "Sorry."

Sasuke rolled his eyes, and looked away.

Naruto fisted his hair locks, and groaned in frustration. He absentmindedly reached his hand to grab the Pepsi can lying infront of him. He took a sip tasting a soapy tang in the soda. Reflexively, he spewed out the liquid and coughed. Sadly for the raven sitting in a near by table, he was caught in the crossfire.

The now fuming raven glared daggers at Naruto. If looks could kill!

"Sorry, I forgot I stuck a wipe in there… This freakin ending is driving me out of my mind, and I have a really important… meeting…sorry…" The Uzumaki explained himself, as he laughed nervously. He was under the impression that the other man was about to go hulk on him.

"Hn" Sasuke blurted out; as he struggled against the over powering urges to shove the can up the blonde's ass. He wiped the spit with a tissue, looking more sickened as anyone could ever be.

"Do you want a wipe?" Naruto asked innocently. He didn't mean to agitate the other man.

"Idiot!"

"Excuse me!"

"Idiot! Do you know how much this suit costs?"

"Hey, chill! I will pay for the dry cleaning, so don't get your panties up in a bunch!"

"Dry cleaning! This is a Brioni! It costs more than… You!" Sasuke pointed at Naruto in anger and added, "I wouldn't expect a low life like you to get it anyway. Look at you; how long has it been since you have brushed your hair? It looks like a birds nest! And that shirt! Did you get it from a one dollar store? At least button it all the way up instead of looking like a homeless destitute! And take a shower once in a while!"