my boi harambe was jus chillin in his lil cage havin a good ass time and sum lil bitch let her stupid ass kid fall in his cage so he like "broo let me take care of you since ya momma obviously don't care" so he grab this bitch ass kid and they fuckin SHOOT his ass so I'm like wtf that's my main bitch u no so like damn who u think u are so anyways a few days pass nd his fuckin ghost come to me and he say this:
my boi. I got to heaven and this guy was like "yo you tried to kill a kid go 2 hell" and im like "LOOK HERE MOTHERFUCKER i fuckin cared about that lil bitch I was gonna be his DADDY" and hit god in the dick and he died
now he's god
these are his rules
