Part 1

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Zoe Sugg was thinking about Marcus Butler again. Marcus was a brave muppet with tall abs and moist thighs.

Zoe walked over to the window and reflected on her picturesque surroundings. She had always loved damp Brighton with its tired, tense trees in the distance. It was a place
that encouraged her tendency to feel surprised on many occasions.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a brave figure of The one the only Marcus Butler.

Zoe gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a witty, funny, tea drinker with hairy abs and pretty eyebrows. Her friends saw her as an feisty , small animal. Once, she had even brought a disabled person back from the brink of death !

But not even a witty person who had once brought a nutritious disabled person back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Marcus had in store for her today.

The clouds danced like crazy cats, making Zoe feel anxious. Zoe grabbed an enchanted banana that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers to calm her down.
As Zoe stepped outside and Marcus came closer, she could see the petite glint in his blue eye.

Marcus glared with all the wrath of 2074 hilarious fantastic foxes. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want to have a sexual adventure."

Zoe looked back, even more shocked and still fingering the enchanted banana. "Marcus, get out of my house," she shouted.

They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two pleasant, pretty pigeons cooking at a very creepy dinner party, which had drum and bass music playing in the background.

Suddenly, Marcus lunged forward and tried to punch Zoe in the face in he's anger of been friend zoned. Quickly, Zoe grabbed the enchanted banana and brought it down in all her force towards Marcus's skull.

Marcus's , the guy who's famous for tall abs , trembled and his moist eyebrows wobbled. He looked lonely, his emotions raw like a great, giant guillotine.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Marcus Butler was dead.

Zoe Sugg went back inside and made herself a nice cup of tea whilst waiting for Alfie to come home.

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 30, 2016 ⏰

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