Almost every time I go and fish,
I try to bait with worms.
The fish will see 'em better,
Because they squiggle and they squirm.
But I've noticed that they bite more often,
If the worms I use are warm.
So keeping them at body temp
Has become my good luck charm.
So I hold them in the warmer
Until it's time to bait my line,
And I'll catch a big 'ole trout or bass
Almost every single time.
But success also has its downside-
When one gains they also lack...
Because every time I kiss my wife
She will never kiss me back!
