How the hell is it OK for some giant, fat man to literally BREAK INTO people's houses?! How is this OK?! Not only does Santa break and enter, he also kidnaps, stalks, and threatens children! I mean, what the hell?! And you people think Halloween is scary. I'm sorry, but Santa isn't setting a great example for kids.
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How The Raven Ruined Christmas (and other holidays)
RandomWell, since I'm such an idiot obsessed with killing Christmas, here is a random book of complaints and random crap just in time for the hell-idays... I mean, holidays. :3 Heh. Oops. Silly me.
