Chapter 6: Ice Cream Attack

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Woah, now that sounds like a rejected Pokémon move am I right? Lets get started.

13 year old Dipper and 5 year old Mabel walk into a build your own Ice Cream Sundae place.

"Wow," said Mabel.

"I know right," said Dipper.

"Thanks for taking me here Dipper," said Mabel.

"Well my friend Sam has to give me back my notes here, since his dad owns the store, I decided to take you here because I don't want my baby sister upset," said Dipper.

"Ice Cream Ice Cream I love Ice Cream," sang Mabel.

"And obviously you didn't listen to me," said Dipper.

"No I heard yah big bro, I just like ice cream," said Mabel.

*Whipped cream sound effect*

"Oo whipped cream," said Mabel.

Dipper rolls his eyes.

"Yo Dip."

Dipper turns around to see his friend Sam holding a notebook.

"Hey Sam," said Dipper, "Thanks for giving me back my notes from science."

"No problem," said Sam, "I rather give you back the notes or else my dad would destroy my Childish Gambino CD."

"You know his real name Donald Glover right?" Dipper asked.

"Pfft, yeah right like the guy from Community is a rapper," said Sam.

"No it's true look it up," said Dipper.

*Crash*

"What the Ham and Swiss?" said Sam.

Mabel is seen jumping to get a cup for her ice cream.

"This is mean to mini people like me," said Mabel.

"Oh Mabel," said Dipper shaking his head in annoyance.

"Who is she?" Sam asked.

"My little sister," said Dipper, "I love her and all but this is annoying."

"I want my ice cream!" said Mabel.

Dipper runs over to calm her.

"Woah calm down Mabel I don't want you to start an ice cream attack," said Dipper.

"I...WANT...ICE CREAM!"

Mabel starts going into a tantrum fueled rampage. She starts throwing toppings everywhere, and squirting hot fudge and caramel sauce onto the walls.

"Hey my mom just painted those walls," said Sam, "Dipper can't you do something?"

"Trying here," said Dipper.

Mabel then screams as she throws an empty water jug.

Dipped the snatches and help calm her.

"Camptown Races Sing this Song
Do Da Do Da
Camptown Racetrack 5 miles long
Oh the Do Da Day," Dipper sang to calm the 5 year old.

Mabel starts relaxing.

"How does that calm her down?" Sam asked.

"I have no clue," said Dipper.

They look around to see everything a mess.

"Are we banned or something?" said Dipper.

"Nah sadly this happens once a week," said Sam, "In fact my got that special no stain paint."

Sam wipes the wall.

"See," said Sam.

"In that case can we get 2 mediums," said Dipper.

A ceiling lamp then fell.

"To go perhaps," said Dipper.

"That was broken when you guys got here," said Sam.

"I know that," said Dipper.

Hey guys sorry for long break. I was busy on other stories on wattpad. See you next time.

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