*Naruto POV*
"I WANT TO BE HOKAGE!!"
(Oh shoot wrong story, let's just look aaaaaaand got it!)
*Derp POV*
"I WILL EXPLODE THIS BARBIE DOLL!" I said. "Please don't, it's a retarded idea, who's gonna pick up the mess?" Said Herp, my brother.
"SCREW YOU!" I yelled, summoning chakra for a resangan, "OH ITS ON!!!!" said Herp, while doing chidori.
"Time for dinner! We're having ramen!!" Said susaaaaaan,my mom.
"OH SHOOP DA FOOP, RAMEN!" both my brother and I exclaim. We run inside as fast as we could (I was first)
*Third Person POV*
Now why the Heck were you two arguing?" Said susaaaaaaaan. "He was going to blow up my barbie doll with a spirit ball!!!!" Said Herp (And yes I know that's from DragonBallZ) "pfffft whaaaat? I have no idea what you're talking about." Said Derp, trying to act innocent. "YES YOU DID!" said Herp. "Just shut up and eat, BOTH of you." Said susaaaaaaan. So they did as they were told.Mr.Author "aaaand cut!, good job crew!"
Crew "Wait, the camera's still on"
Mr.Author" FU-"
*camera turns off.*