Freddy benson was angry that his dad got killed by rObBie. I mean, who would like ZE MEME KING?
Half bee, half woman, Freddy benson was ready to seek revenge. With his smol wings and big ;) body, he had to think what can he do with his smol legs. They so tiny
So he flew to lazy town and met Stephanie.
What a babe he thought. Too bad I'm in a relationship with my mom. He added
"Aye steph weres da baaaaaad guy in dis town. He's my idOL and I wanna meat him!😩😩" He asked as she was fixing her pink fake hair.
"He's in da bad guy place. Idk were dat is butt its here somewhere" she shrugged and walked off.
"Crooked Stephanie. #stephanieforprison. I bet her emails are deleted like Hillary." He muttered.
"Did sOmeOnE sAY KilLaRy?" He heard someone yell
There in all his naked glory stood Donald dump.....with tiny hands, for his tiny dingaling
"Put clothes on!" Freddy yelled and he shrugged
"If KilLaRy can delete her emAles den I can be in my birday suuuuuit💦😤" he said.
"Anywhore I 👀 you talking 2 slutanie" trump said
"It's Stephanie"
"Who cares, did you grab her by the-"
"Okay ew trump wat u even doin hear? U rnt even in dis show" he said eyeing his carnivorous hair.
"Neither r u bae. Hey, u want help I give u help. So bout dis bad guy. Wanna build A WAAAALLLLLL around him, and call him radical Robbie? I tink it has sum Gud ring tone to it eh? Or do you wanna put him 2 Jail, or have a nuclear war with him? Or...do you wanna call him out on his birth certificate. We can say he's from Phillipines," daddy trump suggested
"I like the Phillipines" Freddy muttered
"Not as much as I love ivanka. I mean if she weren't my daughter then maybe I'd be dati-"
"Stop"
"Aye bro u dating ur mom, don't question my bootyful relationship with ivAnKaaaaaaaAaa"
"Shut up"
"Any ways let's call it
Make Lazytown great again" daddy trump said,
"K I like dis idea. Great u my manager homie" Freddy said
"Good, now since I'm ur manager not womanager, I take back all I said. That's it, it's cancelled. We ain't buildin walls or repealing obamacar-wait, am I in Murcia or tv show" dump asked
"Tv shOw"👄👅 Freddie answered
"Shiz the illuminati forgot to take meh back. They promused meh dat I'd bee prez if I give dem a smol loan of a million dollars" dump said
"Gotta blast" he said as he ran away. Freddie couldn't help staring at his saggy butt. Dey turned him on. M I gay? He asked.
The real answer was yes. Yes he is.
Author: BUTT NO 1 CAN TAKE AWAY MY DADDY DUMP, OR ROBBIE. ONLY I GRT TO HAVE THEM NOT CROOKED FREDDY OR STEPHANIE. THE WAY THEIR WRINKLES MOVE AS HE TALKS IS SOOOOOOOOO ATTRACTIVE. AND WE CANT FORGET THE PINK AROUND DONALDS EYES. EVERYONE LOVES PINK 👄👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😩😩😩💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦😤😤😤💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘
