The Vigilante: First day of school

chapter 1:First Bell: Late

You maybe woundering is this another story about a young super hero, but its not that type of story. This story is about a kid and that kid is me Salem Chavez the first haha just joshing you the only first iv done is beat a video game and got 1st place on the leader bored of that one Galaga game. Yeah you're probably already thinking he's a nerd, antisocial, blah blah blah. Well you're right, I am that one loser who wares his hoodie and puts the hoodie over my head. You may say im a bad boy from a distance but up close you see my baby cheeks, all chubby and pinchable. Anywho.... lets get back to the story, it was a Monday morning. I just woked up late after three of my alarms went off. Oh did i forget to mention that I live alone, every guys dream, nope both my mom and dad left me for there own needs and wants and told me I was definitely not a want so they packed there bags n left me all alone. Ever sense I've been taking care of myself, I also learned how to cook but one big problem.
*store alarm went off*
Security: Hey you, Stop!!!
I have no money. All I had was a gray vest with an attachable hood and a black and red flannel. Sense winter isn't over. Yeah I lie, I may also cheat, but I mostly steal. Now on back to the story on monday morning.
*Alarm buzzing*
Salem: Ahhh it wasnt me *jerks up*, oh *breaths out and stands up and takes a warm shower*
*10 minutes*
Salem: *cooking*
*15 more minutes*
Salem: *playing pokemon* haha
*cooking catches on fire*
Salem: ahhh *puts it out*. Oh well sandwich it is. *looks at the time* oh shoot its 7:45, im going to be late for school! *runs to the bathroom brushes my teeth, runs outside and spits out the mouth wash*
8:35
Salem: oh man, oh man ,oh man *bumps in to a girl*
Girl: ah Hey loser *looks at him* what wa..... oh your the new kid at our school right.
Salem: [In my head] oh my lord, that is Brittney Madrid I seen her all over the school when I signed up she must be popular and I bumped in to her, great job genius.
Brittney: umm... hello earth to new kid are you going to say something or are you broken?
Salem: [In my head] say something u goof. *gulps* h......h....... apple nipple,
[In my head] I did not just said apple nipple.
Brittney: haha my name is banana bum. Here let me help you *offers hand*
Salem: *takes her help and runs away*
Brittney: oh... thanks?
Hold up just a minute lets get this all cleared up, I know I said "apple nipple" because I ate a bad sandwich, but she said her name was banana bum??? Why would she say that is she a nerd like me. No why would i think that she is so popular then anyone in this school
*bell rings*
Oh time for class and I am soooo late.