Dear Diary, (Septiplier)

Entry 5

Dear Diary
Top of the morning to ya laddies! Today I made about $120 I think. I'm hiding it under my mattress so I can find it. Or am I hiding it under my mattress? Muahahaha! Anyway, so Saturday flew by really fast. Tomorrow I have work again, then school. Marks birthday is coming quick, so I have to get him something quickly. My mom and dad thinks I'm at the library on the weekend or hanging with friends, but I'm working so I can get money for Mark. I've reserved my present for Mark, so no one else can get it. I'm gonna have enough by tomorrow. I'm skipping school tomorrow so I can go to work and get paid. Well I'm running out of space to write. Bye!

Dear Diary
Hello Markiplier! I realized there's like a thousand ways so say Markiplier, so it's said like this. "Mark, e, pli, air." Oh! Also, the author of this story gave me a note, and she wants me to read it to you guys. So, here is goes! She says that she copied and pasted the note on all her stories, so, ok. Now here we go!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!! I hope each and everyone of you have a great Christmas! And if you don't celebrate Christmas, I hope you have a great day! Christmas is my favorite holiday, right next to Halloween (I love spooks) because, even though every Christmas, my family takes the time to tell me how bad I am cause I don't do anything, and I don't say thanks. Even tho I do, and I want to donate but. WHATEVER! Presents!! 😁 I hope you guys have a very Merry Christmas, and a happy new year! Or Happy Hanukkah, or Happy Kwanzaa, or have a great day in general! Buh bye guys gals and non binary pals! High fives all round, WHAPSHH WHAPSHH, and I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! Brofist! 👊🏼

Ok. She's weird. I gotta go now. There's a lot of bricks on my ground from the forth wall being broken. That's gonna take a lot of glue. Buh bye!