Amazingly, Perfectly, Awkward

Chapter 1: Not So Amazing

      "Piper Annabell Allen and Paisley Autumn Allen, you better wake up and get in the shower now because today is the first day of your junior year and I'm leaving in 5 minutes!" My mom said which in return earned a groan from me.

I say school should start anytime after 12 so that people like me can actually get some sleep to function. But that morning hot coffee is just calling my name.

I got up and walked to my bathroom to get ready. One look in the mirror deserves one word: horrific. I looked like a raccoon built a nest in my hair and my five year old cousin decided to do art on my face.

Once I was done wiping my face with a makeup wipe I took off my clothes and entered the shower. 5 minutes later and still no hot water, thanks Paisley.

After I was done with that horrible cold ass shower I put on my robe and went to get dressed. I go to my drawer to get my red apple lace underwear when I notice my underwear were disheveled and out of place of how I perfectly put them.

But Paisley does not wear thongs or lace, she is jock and she told me that I'd never see her caught dead in a pair of my underwear so I went to see.

Lucky for me she still was not dressed so all I saw when I walked into her bedroom was a butt looking exactly like mine in my red apple lace thong.

"Nice underwear you got their Paisley." I said which made her jump. But the look on her face was pricless. I think I actually did catch her dead, well that's what she looked like.

"Ummm.. I think you should be getting dressed Piper.." she tried to say calmly. But I was not falling for it. "Sorry Paisley I proved you wrong but back to the point. Hmmm.. you did your hair... your wearing a LACE THONG and you were about put on lip gloss... *gasp you met a boy over the summer and he is going to the same school as us!!"

Paisley looked like a deer caught in headlights. Frozen to the spot with nothing but a bra and my underwear. I'm so happy for her meeting boy. "Um.. Piper it would be nice if you left because we are about to be late." She said. "Oh shit your right bye see you in the car."

I ran back to my room, not a very long run but anyway. I looked through all of my wardrobe and found the outfit I wore to Paisley's first sophomore volleyball game (Picture above).

I put my hair down in its natural dirty blonde waves and put on a beenie. I ran down stairs and ate a poptart waiting for Paisley when I remembered I forgot my coffee and if I forgot my coffee then I forgot to brush my teeth. Ugh, I feel like my sister right now.

I ran upstairs and went to brush my teeth when I saw that Paisley was not wearing her normal joggers and t-shirt but a really cute shirt she probably stole from me and shorts she probably stole from me. But no time to waste on her I needed to brush my teeth and get my coffee before I died.

Finally Paisley came downstairs looking gorgeous. She looked exactly like me. Except for the fact that we are twins but you know what I mean. I grabbed the car keys and threw them at her to get her attention off of her phone. "Hey I was talking to someone important Piper!" " who your boyfriend?" I said. " Your just jealous because you don't have one." She teased. "Whatever, get in the car loser we're going to school."