Dora the Whora

Doraaa

Dora began her morning in her usual fashion , she got out of bed , didn't shower because she couldn't be bothered , sprayed 2.56 cans of hair spray in her hair and finally she put the 1 inch thick layer of makeup over her spotty , greasy face.

Dora began to think while eating her breakfast of small children . She thought about Diego , the boy she hasn't seen since she was 6 years old .

Now Dora has a big plan in life, and that plan is to fuck every single person she's ever met .

Diego has never crossed her mind until now .

Dora the Whora finishes her breakfast and decides to find out where Diego lives. She goes on Facebook and finds him there. Dora hacks him , she learnt how to hack one day while on the deep web (she was aiming to get boots killed because he knew too much about her "plan" but you know how it is on the internet )
She finds his address and annoyingly, he lives at least 50 metres down the street .

Dora decides to walk there , she gets halfway there and begins to weep because she is a fat lemon  . An old man walks near "Hello" he said softly"are you okay "

Dora looks up at his icy blue eyes ,she thinks he could be the perfect sugar daddy .
"I'm not gonna be okay until you promise to have sex with me ;)"
The man fakes a look of disgust, but whispers his number as he walks away .
Now Dora has another person involved in her plan .
He will be the 89.5th (the .5 was a dog so he doesn't count as a person .)

Dora eventually reaches Diego's house , and she is sweating up years of greasy McDonald's burgers . Each fold of skin is sweating so much it's as if Dora's body is weeping for her health.
But dora realises she forgot to bring any of her "kinky tools"
Dora the lemon begins to weep again at the thought of not having enough kink in her sex .

Diego looks out of his window and sees a beached whale on his doorstep . No wait that's Dora . he opens the door "Dora?" Diego says as if he is confused about whether it is the witch of the waste , Satan, or dora herself.

"D-diego" dora says between sobs "do y-you know what Spanish for 'FUCK ME YOU KINKY LITTLE BITCH' is?"

Diego winks , flicks his hair and then replies with a smooth" Tener sexo conmigo, perra perversa"

----to be continued ----