Dora the Whora

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Dora winked at Diego  "What do you want to do Big D?" Diego had a cringe attack and felt his insides squirm at the disturbing nickname . But Diego pushed the memory aside to the corner of his brain he doesn't like to talk about (which includes thoughts such as : inevitable death , his  crippling depression and that one time he got raped by shrek)

"Dora.. would you like to have a drink ?" Diego replied after a long, awkward contemplation of life and death."
"Yes please Big D ." Dora said nasally "I would love some
children's blood" Diego was confused , so he pretended to look for some "children's blood" he wondered whether Dora meant Ribena™ or blood , but since he didn't have any blood he decided to go for Ribena™

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Diego got pissed off at Dora trying to flirt with him so he used the chloroform rag he has in his pocket "just in case" he walked up behind Dora who was lying on the sofa with hundreds of chins , he paused , considering the morals of what he was about to do . Then he looked at her chins, folds upon folds upon folds of skin. And he gently put the rag against her mouth and nose with no regret.

Diego (with great difficulty) dragged Dora's limp body across his floor. Once he had put her in the "special room" he walked back into his living room . Dora has left a greasy stain across his new carpet . "why am having sex with a human slug?" Diego mumbled under his breath before returning to his .....special room.

Dora awoke and she couldn't see clearly, see couldn't remember where she was so she assumed she'd had too much "Ribena™™™™™™™"
as her vision cleared she saw Diego menacingly staring down at her , he was perched like an ugly bird on top of a bookshelf , wearing only one sock , some EXCESSIVELY tight pants and a chef's hat .

Dora wasn't used to this kind of kink . Her eyes trailed to look down at herself , she was lying on a table with her arms tied above her head revealing the sweaty armpits she wished she washed this morning .
Diego jumped down from the bookshelf like a really fucking old and clumsy cat and stared at Dora once more .

"what the fuck are you doing" said dora as she saw him walk over to a cupboard in the room.

"Well now you know my kinky secret, isn't it great?" he said turning around while gesturing at the walls .
The room had blue walls and the only pieces of furniture was the cupboard , the table dora was lying on , the bookshelf and a bed in the corners of the room . Dora looked over once more at Diego rummaging through the cupboard , she saw many things that need eye bleach , but since Dora is Dora , she didn't care . She saw him pull out a whip , and then put it back , then a rather odd shaped dildo , he paused, smiled then put it back "I'll use this once Dora's gone" Diego thought to himself .

Dora was starting to get bored , until she looked over at Diego when she heard a loud belch and then a distant, Scottish "GET OUT OF ME SWAMP YE FILTHY MAN" Dora's eyes widened as Diego stepped into the cupboard, and a few seconds later pulled shrek out of it .