SO! Did we really hit 100 followers doe!?
Random person: yes. We did. That's why your making this you bozo
Me: 😑Well excuse me for being slow. Baht anyways. Since this is a special occasion, I shall tell you all a story. All 100+ of you😀 (the plus is people who haven't followed me yet but are reading this... Who also should follow me because I'm a good Pringle 😑)
*Clears throat and opens book* So. There once was a man. That mans name was Cle-... let's change dat. Dave. His name was Dave. Dave was always getting in trouble wif da police. But den Dave got his life nice and gud. Then one morning, his fwends' sister introduced him to a beautiful woman. He loved her. After a few months. They showed their love to each other. And banged the hell outta each other. And that is the story, of how I was made. And born. And became a thing... *closes book* now wasn't that a gud story.
Person: ...nu
Me: ;~; well forget u den. Dat was gud
Person: Nu. It really wasn't. Go die
Me: BISH. DIE STANDS FOR DEVELOPED IN EVOLUTION. KNOWLEDGE BISH*throws book at persons face*
But anyways. Now that they are gone. I can tell you that I will be doing this again at 200 followers. So tells alls yalls fwends to make an account, find my account, and follow meh. And also you should pm me, because I'm cool like dat. And also I is lonely (¡~¡) so du dat pwease... D.U IZ IZZOUT
Also shout-out to Charisk_Is_Le_Artsy for being my 100th follower... May good Pringles be put upon you... Ok... I'm leaving for real dis time... Peace
\(·—·)
