This is an actual story time, my little ones. *clears throat* Alrighty.. here goes.
This morning while I was getting ready, I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands, but kept washing his feet and elbows and Elmo would go, "No Mister Noodle, your HANDS!" and all the TV kids laughed, y'know?
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn't find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the hotel, "GODDAMNIT, MR. NOODLE!" 💀😂
