The Honey Fic//Shrarry

buzz (long)

Shrek made his way down town, walking fast, faces pass and one thought is on his mind. 'I need some fucking honey.' He continued walking toward the little grocery store and saw a sign saying 'Bee our guest.' He walked in. He speed walking towarss the honey aisle and just as his slimy, green hands we about to touch the very last bottle of honey, His dreams were ripped away. There in front of him was a bee, he had taken the last bottle of honey. Shrek cleared his throat "Ho i swear to fuck if you don't give me that honey.." The small bee smirked "You"ll do what?" Shrek winked at him, forgetting all about his desire for honey and was now only thinking about his desire for this sexy bee in a sweater. "Why don't we share this at my swamp?" Shrek asked, a mischievious glint in his bloodshot eyes. Barry flew closer to him "Only if we can put it to good use wink wonk." He said wink wonk because unfortunatly bee's can't wink. The bee payed for the honey and cheekily landed on Shrek's tough shoulder. He stayed there, whispering sweet nothings into the ogre's green horn things (Are they ears or not iDK HO.) As soon as they arrived at the swamp, they darted into shreks little hut thing (Shit idk what to call shREKS HOUSE IM TRIGGERED) Shrek's eyes were filled with lust but that expression dropped when he realised, the bee was way too small for him. He let out a heavy sigh "You are a bee and I am an ogre, our love can never bee." Barry sighed "Why?" Shrek turned to him "Bitch you're literally smaller than my nostril's." Barry smirked at him and muttered two sharp words "Watch this." And suddenly Barry was big! It's a miracle! Shrek hugged Barry and whispered the one question that had been on his mind since they had met, ten minutes ago, at the grocery store. "What's your name?" Barry chuckled "I'm Barry, Barry the bee, You?" Shrek looked up at him and sent him a cheeky wink!1! "I'm Shrek." Shrek pushed Barry down on to the crusty bed. "So... Where were we?" He placed a chaste kiss on the bee's lips, groaning as a small sting hit his lips. He grabbed the honey and turned Barry over "Are you ready?" He asked, his scottish accent making Barry go weak at the knees (Do bee's have knees? If they don't then why is there a saying 'oh its the bee's knees' idk man.) Shrek opened the bottle of honey and began pouring it into Barry's ass, honey coated barry's stinger making him sting the air over and over again. Honey was everywhere, the bee-uty (ew stop me) was covered in copius amounts of honey. Shrek wiped a tear from his eye, the sight of Barry underneath him was ogrewhelming. "Dat is le most bootyful thing I ever seen!" He exclaimed under his breath. Barry looked up at him and began taking off his yellow and black sweater, he didn't like playing by the rules and wearing a black and yellow one so he chose that one instead. Shrek gasped at the sight of barry naked underneath him (idk why tho because when the sweater was removed Barry probably looked the same.) Barry grabbed Shrek's hand and whispered the three words Shrek thought he would never hear from the bee he had met twenty minutes ago "I love you." Shrek wiped the tears from his eyes as he continued pumping honey into Barry's boOTY (yas slay or should i say bee-ty? No? Okay that was a flop i'm gonna go kms now) "I love you too Barry, you're the only bee for me." Barry smiled "And you are the only ogre for me." Shrek began to finGER DAT ASS and groaned as honey coated his finger and barry stung his hard finger as he groaned. Barry was in pain, after all he was losing his ever so precious virginity. The ogre noticed his distress "Beebee would you like me to sing to you to help with the pain?" Barry nodded, tears in his eyes. "Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed." Barry joined in and they started having a kareoke party while Shrek fingered that booty with honey. Shrek eased anothe finger in and soon enough the bee's holE WAS FILLED WITH SHREKS HUGE, GREEN, SLIMY FIST. Buzz's filled the room as Barry buzzed in ecstasty. It felt better than when his old girlfriend sMACKED DAT ASS. Barry was this close to sPURTING OUT HIS HONEY JUICE!1!1 But shrek stopped all together and took his fist out of thE BOOTY. Barry glared at Shrek "Why did you do that you bitch?" He asked and stung shrek on purpose. Shrek's eyes darkened. "Oh you've been a bad bad bee." Barry was scared. 'Rip Barry' said a voice in his head. Shrek pulled off his clothes and began singing All Star again. He inserted his 1 1/2 inch luRVE STICK into the bee's honey filled ass. It didn't feel that good because he hAD A SMALL ASS DICK so Barry had to fake it. Tears fell from Barry's eyes as he realised he had wasted his virginity on an ogre with a tiny cock. When Shrek finally blEW HIS MINI OGRE inside of Barry, Barry was relieved and instantly faked his. Shrek pulled Barry close and Barry remembered what love was, he didn't love him for his tiny willy wonka, He loved him for him.

"That is the lesson for today, kids." He spoke to his mortified half bee, half ogre kids. Benny the bee vomitted onto his green and black body. The girls shook in fear. Shrek turned to Barry "You bad bad bee, telling our kids our story." Barry looked up at shrek in fear before patting his heavily pregant stomach. "Come on," Shrek said "Lets do a repeat of that day."
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Lmao I may seem stoned buT I AIN'T HO'S.