Nothing Lasts Forever

"Alfred?"

"Nothing lasts forever." Those three words rung in my mind, I don't know why though..."Iggy, dude!" I called. "Alfred don't ever call me that, and what do you want?" I replied, "There's this really cool abandoned house I want to show you! I heard about it from Kiku." Arthur said, "The last time you brought me to one of these things you started bawling like a little kid and ran out, you better not do that this time." I interjected, "I swear I won't this time!!! I'm the hero of course!" He signed and walked away. I then realized that it was time for US history. I started to mentally scream and grabbed my bag and speed walked as fast as I could to 113. I made it right when the bell rung and quickly ran to my desk between Arthur and Matthew. Matthew is my twin brother, but people always mix him up with me. Honestly, he's practically the opposite of me being quiet and reserved while I'm obnoxious and open. Mr. Romulus caught the attention of the class and started to say "Class open your books to page 666, we'll be talking about 9/11. I froze, my mother was killed in the plane crashes. I hated when we talked about this topic. I shakily opened my book to 666, the first thing I saw was the twin towers broken. I hear Mr. Romulus talking about how many planes that crashed and why it happened. I spaced out and started to stare at Arthur, he's always annoyed me but he's been my friend since Pre-K. Even though he looks like he's always annoyed with me I'm his best friend, he always says after I claim to be his best friend that I actually wasn't and to stop being stupid. Artie is such a meanie to me! I soon started to get back into class, after getting through 5 more periods it was time for lunch. I looked for Arthur because I always ate lunch with him. I soon spotted him and yelled, "Artie, dude I'm over here!" He replied, "Stop yelling you goat, anyways let's go." We started to walk down to lunch. I asked, "Will you come with me to the abandoned house? Don't worry, I, the hero will be there!" He replied reluctantly, "Sure I guess... You better not ditch me though you idiot." I said, "Yes!!!" pretty loudly, some people gave me dirty looks. We soon arrived at lunch, he brought his own lunch which was just a burnt mess with some tea while I went to go buy lunch. I walked up to the lunch line area thing and waiting till it was my turn to be served. The lunch lady asked me, "The usual Mr. Jones?" I replied "Yep! And you can call me Alfred, she replied, "Okay coming right up!" She soon handed me a tray with a cheeseburger and fries. I walked over to the cashier and paid for my lunch. I speed walked over to Iggy and my friends Antonio, Francis, Gilbert, also known as the bad touch trio, Lovino, Feliciano, Matthew, Kiku, and Ludwig. I put my tray down between Matthew and Iggy and started to eat. I soon stuffed my mouth up with the burgers and fries and eagerly said with a stuffed mouth, "Guys we all are going to that abandoned house right?!" Antonio piped up and said, "The BTT and Lovi are coming!" Lovino said "I honestly don't want to go but this idiot will get all scared." and Antonio soon started to laugh. He replied, "We all know you're going to be the scared one fusoso!" Lovino started to blush. Ludwig soon piped up and said, "Kiku, Feliciano, and I are also going to the house. Feli we aren't even there why are you crying." Feliciano replied, "But-but-but it's going to be scary and stuff." and he started to hug Ludwig. Ludwig shouted, "Kiku get Feliciano off me!!!" Kiku just silently took out his camera and started taking pictures. Matthew said "I'm coming too you guys... I bet none of you can hear me can you..." Matthew silently went back to eating his pancakes. (Wait how does he have pancakes???) I loudly said, "So we all are going! Anyways after school, we'll walk over to the house together. It's not that far away so it will be about a 10-minute walk. The house is really scary, nothing the hero can't conquer!" Iggy mumbled, "You start bawling when we watch horror movies..." I ignored him and went on "I also have a few flashlights to bring with us! Anyways it's the end of lunch. We got up and went to our classes, I had math class right now. I breezed through my classes and it's finally the end of the day. I found my group and yelled, "Let's go!!!" and grabbed Arthur's hand dragging him. He yelled, "Let go of me you goat!!!" but I casually pulled him along. We finally arrived at the abandoned house, it was actually haunted. I heard that people actually saw ghosts and never got out of the house. I'm just going to hide that fact from the others, though... It's only a little bit of information. I said, "Let's go guys!!!" I saw that Feliciano was huddled with Ludwig who was stoic as always. Ludwig said to Feliciano, "Come on Feli I doubt it's that scary..." Gilbert piped up and said, "This house isn't awesome enough to beat the awesome Gilbert!" We all slowly walked in. I felt that something wasn't right, it felt cold, really cold. We all slowly walked in, we all could feel it. That cold air. I shakily said, "Let's go guys!" Kiku said, "Should we split up into smaller groups to explore more and think of a meeting place afterward?" Arthur said, "Just don't put me with that frog, Francis." Francis replied, "Hon hon hon, who wouldn't want to be with me?" Arthur replied, "Just shut up." I interjected and said, "Stop fighting, anyways the groups are the BTT and Lovino. Feliciano, Ludwig, and Kiku. Arthur, Matthew, and I the hero!" Ludwig suggested, "I think we should meet here again in around 30 minutes. If you are in danger scream as loud as you can. We'll meet you as fast as we can." We all agreed and quickly separated. My group headed down the hallway and turned on the flashlight. Matthew said, "He-y-y Alfred is this safe?" I replied, "Of course it-s-s-s saf-e! You have m-e the her-o here!" Iggy noticed that I was stuttering and asked, "Are you sure Alfred?" With a concerned look. I replied, "I'm fine, of course, I am because I'm the hero! Haha..." He dropped the subject and we moved along at a steady pace. We soon hit the end of the hallway with one single door. The door happened to be locked when Arthur tried to open it. I said, "Guys move back I'll bust it open." Matthew and Arthur quickly backed up. I got in position and rammed into the door, thankfully I play football. We looked around for a light switch, Matthew found and flicked it on. We all gasped. I quickly covered my nose because the smell of rotten flesh with stale blood flooded my nostrils. I heard Arthur vomit up his lunch, I bet it's because of the sight and not his horrendous cooking, Alfred this isn't the time for jokes shut up. The state of the room was quite horrendous. The room was splattered with blood, littered with different organs and bones. I felt bile about to spill out of my mouth but held it down. The organs and bones weren't even the worst part, I saw the body of a male that had green hair who had his organs ripped out of his abdomen and his eyes gouged out. Next to him was another male, but this time he had red hair. His limbs were cleanly cut off him, a humongous stab wound where his heart should have been. Instead, a clear hole was there. The worst part was... They were holding hands in their last moments but there hands lay next to each other, cold but sweet. I started to fall backward in terror. I heard loud screaming from far away and got Iggy's and Matthew's attention. "Guys... I heard some screaming that sounded like Lovino's. Get up we need to get there as fast as we can!" We quickly dashed to the area we heard the scream and stood in horror at what we saw. We saw a humongous pentagram that might have used for some sort of ritual. On the top we saw a crisp corpse, it seemed to be recently burned. I asked Arthur, "Hey Iggy, what was the pentagram used for?" He replied, "I honestly don't know, I don't know Alfred, I just don't..." I asked Matthew, "Hey... Mattie are you okay?" He replied, "Yeah... I'm okay..." I then asked Lovino "Hey Lovino why did you scream?" He replied, "That's the corpse of my cousin Romeo..." Arthur asked, "How can you tell?!" With a concerned look on his face. Lovino replied with a shaky voice, "The curl in his hair... It's definitely his. I knew he wasn't lying because the Vargas family (Lovino and Feliciano are brothers) had one special feature. They all had this weird stray curl that would never settle. Lovino started to cry because of the sight of him, Antonio tried to console him at the best of his abilities. Francis and Gilbert both had a stern look on, surprising for the eccentric trio. Francis said, "I think it's time to go to the meeting place... Come on guys." Antonio carried Lovino because Lovino was in a state of shock while the others quickly walked to the meeting place. We saw Kiku, Feliciano, and Ludwig standing there and Ludwig asked us, "What took you guys so long?" Feliciano interrupted and yelled, "Big brother what happened?!" He ran as fast as the speed of light, I'm not exaggerating because have you seen him playing dodgeball? He dodges all of the balls with amazing grace and precision. Lovino couldn't reply because he was still in his state of shock. Antonio replied to Feliciano and said, "Feliciano... We saw your cousin Romeo burned and dead..." Feliciano became petrified after hearing those words. He quietly moved back to his position with Ludwig and Kiku. I said, "Guys we need to find a way out right now." I saw Gilbert run to the door and he started to try and open the door. His desperate pulls bore no fruit to him, his face started to contort with shock and hopelessness. He started screaming, "No! NO! I don't want to die like this... I can't I can't... The awesome Gilbert needs to find a way out..." We all stared in horror at the scene displayed to us. Arthur started to say, "No... This can't be possible. Why us, why-why-why?!" I quickly asked Ludwig, "Dude do you think if we combine our strength do you think we can break the door down?!" Ludwig instantly got into position and we both tried to break the door at the same time. Our efforts were futile, our efforts bore us no fruit. We all had a terrified look as we saw we had no way out. Matthew mumbled, "We have no hope..." I piped up in said, "We do have hope! We haven't explored all of the house, let's look for a way out." Kiku said, "We should stay in the same groups, in an hour let's meet here. Also this reminds me of a story I heard. A group of people went into a house for fun. Spirits lived in the house and ate the people who went in. The people who were eaten were turned into spirits that lived there in an eternal limbo. They couldn't escape their fate. Instead of it being a myth, it was true." Francis said, "We aren't going to end up like that... Someone as beautiful as me can't be stuck here..." We all knew he was just trying to reassure us even though we all knew we were doomed. I shakily said, "Guys let's go... Remember one mistake can lead to your doom. Also, nothing lasts forever..." Everyone looked at me with a confused look because I actually said something philosophical and everything. Everyone shook off the confusion and left, we all started to walk into the directions we headed before. My group had a grim look because we had to go back to the corpses. Iggy said, "Guys promise me this... Stay with me." I looked sadly at the ground with Matthew. We both said, "We can't keep promises we can't keep." We saw Arthur about to start crying but we knew he was stronger than that. We walked with a cautious step to the room. We walked into the room and saw something new... It said '10 people come in, 3 walk out.' We all looked in horror at that. We knew we had to find a way out and walked along. I saw another door and whispered, "Guys let's go..." I can't do this. I don't want to die. I want to start a life with Arthur... I can't die here, I can't I can't. If I die with Iggy I'll feel a little better about it. We reached the door and opened it. Inside was a crisp clean room. A contrast compared the room we previously were in. I started to search the bed for some sort of key, Iggy look in the fireplace while Matthew looked in the dressers. I found something that looked like a pistol, the real difference that it was an odd color with weird engravings. I saw that Iggy had found an old book engraved with a foreign language. Matthew found a bow in dressers with an interesting color choice. I asked, "How in the world would we find our weapons of choice here...?" Iggy replied, "It must mean we'll fighting something..." We all heard a bang of the door slamming open. I saw my mother bursting in, but that couldn't be possible she's dead... I yelled, "Mom why are you here?!" She just glared at me coldly and took out a sword. Matthew yelled, "What...? It can't be mom I see dad!!!" Arthur replied, "It's not your father I see my sister!" I yelled, "Crap! Is this house playing mind tricks on us?" My mother tried coming at me and swung her sword. I quickly dodged, I couldn't bring myself to shoot her... "Mom-mom!" My mom said, "Hey Alfred! You want to play with mommy?" I replied, "Yeah, pick me up pick me up!" She giggled and picked me up. She then said, "Sorry Alfred it's time for me to go to work. Have fun with your uncle!" I replied, "Okay mommy! Bye bye!" That was the last time I saw her. After the flashback, I quickly tried to think of a plan. I didn't know if this was actually my mom but she was hurting Arthur and Matthew. I quickly took my gun and shot her, it happened to only slow down. Matthew quickly shot her with an arrow while Arthur was doing is black magic or whatever on the thing. The thing dispersed in smoke and we quickly ran to the meeting place. We saw all the others running back. We all yelled in distress at each other and created a heap of chaos. I heard Ludwig yell, "SILENCE! Anyways. One person from each group will tell us what happened. I will go for my group. We happen to have found a weapon of our choice for some reason, and then something broke into our room and tried to hurt us. We can't decide who it was considering it was all different people for some reason. Now Gilbert's group may go next." Lovino started to talk and said, "We happen to also find our weapons of choice for some odd reason, what idiot would give us them anyways? Then someone ran in and tried to kill us, it's totally fun to be almost killed by your grandfather!!! Well, it seemed to be my grandfather but it was different for each of us. I hope this doesn't happen to us again..." Ludwig said, "Time for Alfred's group." I said, "We pretty much had the same exact story as you guys, but I defeated the monster because I'm the hero!" Everyone just sighed as they heard me say that, they knew I was just trying to lighten the atmosphere but it wasn't helping that much. Arthur asked, "So any leads?" Feliciano said, "I accidentally split up with my group and saw some stairs leading down to the basement... Should we try there? Ludwig, I'm so scared." Feliciano started to hug Ludwig and Ludwig replied, "We'll be fine Feliciano, I swear we'll be fine..." I decided not to tell them about the words that we found, it's only a little bit of information right? Kiku said, "Let's go where Feliciano said he saw stairs... That would be a good start for a way out." We all agreed and walked down the direction he talked about. We all saw the poorly lit staircase and we slowly walked down the stairs with no strand of conversation present. The room for some reason was already brightly lit by lights. Around the floor was bodies strewn everywhere, decomposing ones, fresh ones, and even just bones. Ludwig instantly covered Feliciano's eyes while having a grim look. Kiku still had a stoic look but his eyes showed that he felt pity and disgust at the sight before him. Gilbert had a look of horror at the sight, Francis seemed to contemplate vomiting. Antonio had a grim look which contrasted to Lovino's look of despair, his eyes were frantically searching around for an explanation with a defeated look. Matthew was kneeling on the ground looking at a stray eyeball with a look of horror seeing a body part on the floor when it should be in an eye socket of a human. Suddenly spiders, centipedes, and other animals started to climb up the walls. The bodies seemed to have reanimated themselves and began to take shape of people I knew, some of them were friends, some were family. I'm guessing that this was starting to turn out like before. I looked around at my friends and saw that they were taking stance, I yelled, "Guys we need to gang up on one! Split up in your groups now!" All of us started to gang up on different 'people'. My group cornered one up of this and quickly took care of it. It returned to it's original form of decaying flesh and bones. I saw that the others had taken care of their enemies and we quickly regrouped. I heard a mysterious voice starting to say something, the voice said, "Oh... I underestimated you guys. Well time to say goodnight~" Suddenly it went dark. I woke up in the same room we were just in. I heard Ludwig starting to scream, "Where's Gilbert?! Gilbert, Gilbert, this isn't funny!" He frantically looked around for his brother but couldn't find him. Lovino said, "Guys... On the wall. There's some interesting writing on it." It said 'The one with the sin of pride shall be picked off first, next the person who has the sin of envy shall be taken away next.' I tried to think of who was envious of people but I couldn't think of one.... I hoped it wasn't me at least. Francis said, "What's going to happen to Gilbert...?" Ludwig said, "This better be a stupid joke..." Kiku said, "I guess we're going along with the 7 deadly sins I guess..." Antonio said, "Why in the world...?" I started to say, "Dudes we really need to find a way... We also need to find Gilbert." Everyone seemed to agree with me and we walked on. The next door we saw was engraved with some writing. Arthur piped up and said, "The door is in Latin let me translate it... It says once you enter you can't go back to the way it was." Feliciano was shivering and standing next to Ludwig. Lovino said, "What the actual---?" Matthew slowly went up to the door and opened it. It seemed to be a normal room, a humongous contrast to the last room. The most suspicious thing in the room was a grand piano in the middle of the room. The piano was exquisite, with a glossy finish with no speck of dust on it. Feliciano went up to it and sat down on the bench, he started to play the piano and we heard the ominous sound of the piano echo through the room. A hidden door opened, I heard Francis say, "Gilbert!!!' Francis dashed into the room, all of us trailing behind. We saw a stage with Gilbert tied to a chair, I yelled, "Gilbert come down!!!" It seemed he didn't hear me. That mysterious voice started to talk, "Ladies and gentlemen! Today we shall be cutting off this prideful demon's head! The gods have been dissatisfied with him and have decided to decapitate him using the guillotine! His pride will be shattered into pieces as his life will be!" Suddenly a guillotine appeared out of nowhere with Gilbert positioned underneath. We all started to scream "Gilbert! Gilbert!" We all knew it wouldn't help at all, but we still had to try. The blade quickly went down and swiftly cut Gilbert's head off with a sickening cut sound. Gilbert's head was kicked off the stage and landed in front of us. His eyes were a dark crimson compared to his usual bright ruby. Ludwig started to cry because of the sight of his brother's head decapitated and laying on the ground in front of him. The mysterious voice said, "Separate." I suddenly appeared in a small room with the walls filled with words like 'Fat', 'Annoying', and 'Useless' on them. I've always have heard about those words from people... Even though many people loved me, millions hated me. I can feel myself grow colder at seeing those words. I tried convincing myself that they weren't true and that they were lies. I knew I couldn't convince myself because how many times my friends and family has said that to me... I remembered that my grandmother, aunts, and uncles have called me those words after my mom's' death. I remember Iggy and the others talking about how I was so annoying and how that I should stop eating the humongous amounts of food on a daily basis. I soon saw mirrors cover the walls, some cracked some not. All I could see was myself in each and everyone, I hated to see myself. I then heard the most horrifying screams coming from another room. It seemed to Francis's voice. I heard the mysterious voice say, "Envy is gone too~ Envy asks for too many things, has too many hopes, has too many dreams in his heart. He always wants things other wants. He shall receive death instead..." I heard the pained screams of Francis slowly dying out... I was then transported to the room where Francis was, I saw all my other friends with tired faces and worn out bodies. I then saw Francis, he was a bloody mess on the floor with cuts all over his body, his blue eyes were gone replaced with holes instead of his mischievous blue eyes. I then heard Antonio say, "It's not the Bad Touch Trio anymore... It's the Bad Touch Solo." He soon started to break down because his two best friends were gone. Lovino tried the best he could to comfort Antonio but he isn't the one to comfort people much... It's so weird to have two of my friends dead. I didn't feel anything... No pity, no grief, I don't understand what is wrong with me... All I care about is Iggy, I must keep him safe. I took out my pistol because I sensed something weird. Kiku asked, "Alfred why do you have your gun out?" I replied, "I feel like something is coming..." I heard something smash in through the wall. It seemed to have the task of taking Francis's body. We weren't going to allow that. I quickly shot it with Matthew, Germany whipped it, Arthur started to chant, Kiku slashed at it, Lovi cut it, Feliciano tried to tend to people's injuries, Antonio ended it by cutting its head off. I heard the mysterious voice say, "Oh you killed him... Guess I'll take him myself." The mysterious person somehow took Francis away, I saw his body but then it was gone. Soon the words, Next the glutton after the envious. I then found myself in a room filled with delicious food, I saw all the others became confused at what was happening. Feliciano instantly started to dig in because of all the yummy sweets and other dishes. I was concerned about eating the dishes but it seemed to be good food and I was starving. I tentatively tried some of the spaghetti, it tasted regular but had a weird feeling going down my esophagus. I left the fork back, Feliciano suddenly vomited up what he just ate, but more than just the food came up. He vomited a large amount of blood with the newly eaten food. Feliciano suddenly collapsed after vomiting. Ludwig screamed, "Feliciano?! Get up, get up!!!" Feliciano replied, "I'm sorry Ludwig..." Feliciano was pale and wasn't breathing anymore. Arthur slightly said, "Glutton is next... Oh God..." Ludwig started to again cry because he just lost his brother and know he lost one of his closest friends. Kiku tried to comfort him but he kept on crying. I heard the mysterious voice pipe up again, "The glutton is down next is who lusts after others." This was horrible... All my friends, dying off. I can't do this anymore, at least Iggy and Matthew are alive. We slowly walked around the room trying to look for an exit. I saw that Ludwig was incredibly frustrated because of him losing Feliciano. Kiku pointed out and said, "Guys there is a trap door! That could be our way out." We quickly ran over to the trap door and opened it. We all jumped down to just go in another room, it was an elegant room. It has chandeliers, a grand table with a white pristine table cloth, a waxed floor with no speck of dust to be seen, walls with amazing wall paper designs with intricate swirls and patterns. The room was elegant but the scene wasn't, corpses were designed to look like it was just a normal scene with people dancing and sitting at the table and eating. I didn't notice that they were corpses till I saw their mouths and eyes. Eyes were strewn across the floor from the corpses. Their mouths were also sewn shut, a nasty sight if you ask me. Antonio said, "Why, just why." He took out his axe and hastily cut off all of the corpses' heads, each one disappearing afterwards. Iggy said, "Guys... Something is writing on the wall." We were all terrified at what the thing was writing on the wall. I just hope I can be the hero in this situation, I have to be! Kiku read the wall and said, "Oh Antonio... Destroying all of my puppets, you and your friends will be my replacements then." Suddenly I had no control over my body, Ludwig was forced to sit alone at the table while Iggy and I were forced into a dancing stature. Antonio and Lovino were also paired up in a dancing stature, Kiku was forced to sit next to Ludwig. I heard Lovino say, "You bastard stop touching me!" Lovino struggled against him while Antonio just laughed. Antonio replied to Lovino and said, "Haha Lovi you look just like a tomato when you blush like that!" Antonio sounded happy, he always tried to cheer us up. I looked at Iggy and said, "Can I have this dance?" Trying to muster any such charm I had. Arthur replied, "Sure, just don't step on my toes like an idiot!" He looked away with a light blush. I just laughed, I couldn't dance but the mysterious person was controlling us, at least I wasn't making a fool of myself as usual. I saw Ludwig and Kiku carefully scanning their eyes around the room for any such way out. Hopefully we were a good enough distraction. Kiku hastily and suddenly kicked the table over while Ludwig took out his whip and tied it to a well hidden handle. He pulled as hard as he could and opened what seemed to be a secret door. We all stumbled into what seemed to be a way out. I heard Lovino scream, "Get off me you idiots! All of you are so fat, heavier than a humongous whale!" I heard Ludwig say, "Stop kicking us Lovino! I will come over there and straighten you out!" I heard Kiku say, "I have an idea of getting out, Antonio can you use your axe and make an exit?" Antonio replied, "I'll try my best!" He instantly slammed his axe into a wall. It just managed to let in million centipedes into the room. The centipedes crawled up us and took us over. I heard Lovino scream, "What -chicken-! Get the -chicken- off me you little -chicken-!" (The word chicken is a censor.) After that I heard Iggy starting to chant, the centipedes were gone after he stopped chanting. I saw that the area Antonio hit was an opening outside. I heard Ludwig yell, "Guys hurry an opening!" I ran as fast as I could to get out. I reached outside, then I heard a pained grunt from Antonio and Lovino screamed, "-CHICKEN- Antonio got shot! Antonio don't you dare die on me, no bastard you can't do this to me no no no!" Antonio weakly replied, "I'm sorry Lovi... I love you." Lovino replied, "Antonio Fernandez Carriedo! I won't forgive you for doing this to me... I hate you I hate you I hate you!" He started to sob after that. I feel bad for him but just couldn't empathize with him... What's happening to me? I never saw Lovino cry like that... He was always so, hard headed? I wouldn't say that... Maybe void to the world I guess? He was always trying to go against the rules, he rebelled. He hated that he had to conform to the ways others forced onto him. I guess it was because he never got enough care from people, it was always "Feliciano!" not "Lovino". I heard Kiku say, "Lovino we need to go, we can't stay here or we'll end up like Antonio." He got up reluctantly and said something under his breathe... He looked sadly at Antonio's body and turned away. I then heard Matthew say, "Guys! The blood is turning into writing!" We all looked at Antonio's body with different facial expressions. It said, "Lust is gone... Wrath will join with him next." After reading that I ran away. I ran away as fast as I could. It didn't matter anymore. I felt like I was going crazy Why were we doing this anyways? What's the point anymore. I heard Arthur say, "Get back here you idiot!" I saw him catch up to me, I have no clue how considering he isn't the most athletic person in the world. I heard him struggling to keep up with me so I stopped. I said to Arthur, "What's the point anymore?" He replied, "Three of us will survive... There is still hope." I yelled, "But three more of friends are going to die! Iggy why would anyone do this?! Just why?" He sadly looked at me and said, "Nothing lasts forever... Not happiness, grief, life, nothing." I saw the others run up to us. Kiku started to say, "Alfred don't run away like that... We don't know what will happen." I replied, "Nothing the hero can't beat!" Everyone just walked away. I really need to stop trying to be the 'hero' even though my friends were all slowly getting picked off. I silently followed them, I wonder who was wrath? Ludwig I guess could get angry at Feliciano sometimes... Most of the time it was for his health. Lovino fits because his horrible temper and his potty mouth. I guess Lovino going to be gone next, how is he going to die? I saw Kiku and Ludwig whispering to each other while Lovino was trailing behind. It sucks for Lovino to have one of the most important person in his life die... Antonio was practically his caretaker considering his parents never paid any attention to the older of the twins. I never saw Lovino with any person but Antonio or Feliciano. Usually if he wasn't with them he was alone. I guess it's a bit sad... Well he isn't the most friendly. I wonder how Francis was 'envious'. I never seen him in that light, I would have expected him to be lust honestly. Considering he wants a lot of the people at school, he had so many so called 'significant others'. He never talked about his dreams in life or what he wanted to do. I do understand why Gilbert was pride, he always went around flaunting what he had. It was a characteristic he had, no one was getting hurt. Feliciano was definitely a glutton. He was always spoiled as a child by his grandfather while Lovino was ignored. I knew he loved to eat and but... I would never think he would die because he loved to. I wonder if there souls were stuck there, I hope they weren't. I heard Matthew say, "Guys... This garden looks to be more to be hell on Earth than a garden. Maybe some maple syrup will fix it?" He casually just pulled out a bottle of maple syrup out of his jacket. This is like him and those pancakes he always has. He poured a generous amount on the garden, instead of staying there it just sizzled and instantly was gone. Kiku said, "I guess it is hell... Considering it casually burned Matthew's maple syrup." Ludwig picked up a rock and threw it at the garden, it also instantly burned. Ludwig said, "I guess we aren't going in that garden. We need to make a plan with good planning. Alfred we can't just head into this like you always do." I replied, "Well that counts out my ideas... What's your plan?" Ludwig said, "We need to find a way to create a bridge above the ground. We just need to figure out what material we'll use and how we'll suspend it." Kiku suggested, "Let's explore this area and look for the items we need. Lovino come with us, Alfred's group can stay the way it is." Matthew said, "Okay guys let's go over there..." He stuck his finger in the bottle of maple syrup and licked his finger. I will never understand his obsession with it. Then again he was raised in Canada while I was raised in good ol' Murica. We walked on, suddenly Iggy yelled, "Wait I can just make some wood with my black magic!" I looked at him with a confused look and just said, "Are you talking to your imaginary fairies again?" He replied, "They are in fact real you idiot!" I replied, "Okay... Honestly I bet you're having hallucinations from the amount of caffeinated tea you drink." He replied, "That's a sentence with an ounce of intelligence... Where is the real Alfred?" I scoffed and replied, "I've always been smart you just can't see it through all of those 'fairies' and 'mint bunny' you talk about." Matthew said, "Guys stop we aren't going to get through this if you keep fighting." I ignored him and I still kept arguing with Iggy. This isn't that bad of an argument considering he and Francis argued so much more than us. He yelled, "At least I don't suggest going to an abandoned house in the middle of _______ nowhere!" We reached were back at the garden thing. I heard Arthur chanting some sort of spell, he always claimed he was a black wizard and could see all these mythical creatures. No one honestly believe him, it makes him sound like a madman. Then again I wouldn't say he was that weird compared to the BTT. I always questioned those three, but they're dead now I don't have to worry about anything with them. Wait, wasn't I one of their friends? Well I guess I'm not anymore... I heard Arthur stop chanting, somehow wood planks popped out of nowhere. I heard Ludwig say, "That actually worked?! When Arthur tries to do spells it usually doesn't work at all..." I started to laugh hearing that, I was then hit with a large rock. I stopped laughing after the swift hit in the head with a hard projectile. Pretty sure I'll get a bruise from that... Rip my head 2k16. Ludwig and Kiku were getting the wood planks above the one tree and extended it to the next one. Kiku asked, "Who would like to go first?" I volunteered and said, "I'll go first because I'm the courageous hero!" Kiku said, "Go on ahead then Alfred, be careful." I replied, "I'll be fine considering I'm the hero of this story!" (He just broke the fourth wall D:) I quickly climbed up on the ladder type thing Ludwig made, he's a talented person considering he can practically run an army and keep everyone in line. Ludwig is very scary, he always looks so angry. I slowly climbed up making sure I didn't knock the ladder over. I steadily walked over the makeshift bridge they made, I couldn't run over it or I was going to knock it over and get incinerated. I made it over to the other side and yelled, "The next person can come over!" Kiku climbed up and gracefully walked over. He carefully climbed off the bridge and shouted back, "Next person can walk over!" I saw Iggy starting to walk over carefully. He made it over without slipping, it's honestly surprising because the most grace he has is when he fights with Francis. Then again it always ends up with them in this ball of dirt and dust. (Yah I don't know either, it's some Matthew and his pancakes stuff.) Arthur calmy said, "I'm over the next person can go." Matthew shakily climbed up on the bridge and walked over while holding his maple syrup. He speed walked over making sure he didn't tip anything over while he was on. He jumped down when he got over. He said, "The bridge is slowly breaking be careful... I'm also over." I saw Ludwig climb up, that was odd because I thought he would go last because he has a large body mass from all of the crossfit stuff he does. Ludwig carefully walked over the plank like everyone else, that bridge could break any moment honestly. Ludwig reached our side and we helped him down so the bridge wouldn't break. Ludwig yelled back, "Lovino you can come over now, be careful the bridge is about to break. Lovino climbed up and slowly walked over, after going about halfway he stopped. He said, "I can't do this anymore." He jumped off the plank. We all saw him disintegrate into nothing, okay I'm pretty sure the law of matter conservation contradicts the statement but whatever. I heard Arthur scream seeing Lovino dying like that, no trace left of him on the ground. Kiku, Ludwig, and I just looked. We didn't show any emotion, we all just got used to all of this. I felt numb, I couldn't feel myself but I knew I was there. I'm so confused at what's happening. I saw Matthew shaking because of the shock he was going through. Matthew wasn't used to these type of things. He couldn't cope at first when our parents died but now... Many of his friends died before him, I couldn't feel a thing. Not an ounce of remorse, pit, or sorrow to be found. I said, "I guess wrath is gone now..." The mysterious voice piped up, "Hm, I guess one of you guys are getting it. Sloth is going to be next, one more sin after sloth, the sin will be greed" Why did the voice sound so happy about this, they're so sick. Killing for entertainment... I will never understand them. I started to get angrier and angrier. I yelled, "You get the -chicken- out here." The voice replied, "That's going to be a dollar for the swear jar Alfie!" The mysterious voice giggled and left. I heard Kiku say, "We must go on, let's go." Kiku took the lead and we all followed him. I don't understand. Why would this happen? This world isn't paranormal I swear it isn't... I know it isn't... Is this some silly prank Gilbert came up with?! He might have faked his death and done this to us! Yah... I wish. Matthew said, "Guys... Two more of us have to die before three can get out. I don't understand why this is happening though..." Arthur yelled, "It's all Alfred's fault! He's the idiot that brought us here! For all we know he could be just pranking us or better yet setting this up and killing us one by one! Alfred you bastard! Why did you do this to us?!" I just stared at Arthur who broke down crying and was sitting on the ground in fetal position. Matthew looked at me with a disappointed look and quickly looked away when I saw him. Kiku looked at the floor with a conflicted look because it seemed like he was angry or sad. He barely shows those emotions, most of time he barely shows any type of emotions. Ludwig looked like he was about to start again bawling, but then again he lost his brother and one of his best friends. I'm surprised he isn't crying, but he's like an army general. Mourning only a bit and looking for a solution the next. Matthew whispered, "We need to walk on..." Arthur seemed to have gotten over his crying fit and got up. He didn't even look at me, no one did. We just silently walked on to face hell once again. I wonder how sloth is going to die, maybe by being too slow? Maybe refusing to get up and walk? I honestly don't know, I just hope it isn't me. All I care about now is getting out alive. That's the only thing that matters to me now. I put my hand on my gun to make sure it was easy to reach if someone tried to betray me or if I was going to be attacked. I hope it would be the latter choice than the former. We walked a bit more on the path that was shown to us when we finished walking over the garden type thing, the path seemed to be made of the same stuff the garden was but it wasn't burning us. After walking for like a long time we hit this obstacle course thing. The thing is... It seemed a little more dangerous. Well I'm pretty sure most people as kids played the game where the floor was lava and stuff. Traps were set every where on the course, rocks would be there but then suddenly disappear. Ladders suddenly broke for no apparent reason, walls would push out causing the person to be there to fall off. It seemed to be quite dangerous, actually let me rephrase that very dangerous. I knew I could beat this, it wasn't that bad it seemed to be a video game. I'm excellent at playing video games with my friend Tony, he's a alien and all but he's actually real and not like Arthur's fairies and mint bunny. I heard Ludwig say, "We're on our own now, no one will go back and help you." He quickly got in and started to go. I followed after him and started on jumping on the platforms. I jumped as fast as I could to make sure I wouldn't fall in. I quickly grabbed the rope and climbed up on the little platform. I looked back and saw Arthur using his magic to slow down the platforms to let him walk over with ease. Matthew and Kiku seemed to get over the first part with ease, Kiku was very graceful considering he's light weight and careful with his steps. Matthew also played some sports, but he didn't play enough to get my physique. I looked forward and saw that there were floating platforms with ladders on them. I took a running start and jumped to grab the first ladder. I got on and quickly climbed up, I repeated the same procedure over and over till I got to the wall type thing. The others caught up with me and we became some sort of group. I waited to let Arthur and Matthew go in front of me because I wanted them to live. Instead of me just mattering I wanted Arthur and Matthew to be with me. I don't want to end up like Ludwig because he has a dead brother and his best friend died. I will do everything in my power to prevent that from happening. After Matthew and Arthur got to the other side I pushed Kiku off. I quickly ran across to prevent that from being my fate also. When I reached my friends I said, "Kiku got pushed off by one of the wall pusher things! I made it over without getting hurt because I'm the hero!" Ludwig looked horrified. Kiku was also one of his best friends. Now he was alone, he didn't fit in with us that much and I didn't want him to. He's going to be next no matter what. I said to Ludwig, "Ludwig I think I see something, we need to check it out... I don't want Arthur and Matthew getting hurt. Ludwig replied, "Okay Alfred please lead the way." I walked to a secluded area out of Arthur's and Matthew's sight. I found an area with trees that shielded Arthur's and Matthew's sight. I said, "Ludwig I see some people over there!" He instantly looked to where I pointed at. I took out my gun and quickly shot Ludwig. I shot a few rounds and he fell to the ground. His back was covered with his freshly spilled blood. Such a disgrace, such a waste of life. If he didn't need to die I would have kept him alive. Oh well, if I'm protecting Matthew, Arthur, and myself I don't care. It's not like anyone would find out. Hm... I guess I'm taking a turn for the worse aren't I? I walked back to Matthew and Arthur. I'm going to be lying a lot now aren't I? Well... I honestly don't care. If the three of us are fine I'll be fine! When I got back over to them Matthew said, "Hey guys I see a building over there... Maybe we should check it out?" Arthur said, "We have nothing to lose except our lives! So sure I guess we should go! Our lives aren't that important." You could see the sarcasm pouring out his mouth. We just walked on, we reached the place and immediately walked in. I started to say, "Hey gu-" I passed out. I woke up and saw that I was duct taped to a chair. Being duct taped to a chair is always fun, yep always. I heard Arthur yell, "Who the -chicken- taped me to a -chicken- chair?!" Matt said, "Wh-what?" Suddenly a lamp turned on and illuminated the wall in front of us. It seemed to be showing a movie with Gilbert in it. Gilbert was going around and telling some boys how he was better and how he could prove it, Gilbert seemed to be tricking them by cheating on the sorts of tests he gave them. He even got money with his tricks and manipulation. The first person it happened to was being tested how great he was at playing video games. It seemed pretty harmless at first but it slowly got darker and darker. Next it was who could catch the most stray animals, after that who could prank the most people, lastly it was who could sleep with the most people. I honestly don't want to mention what he did after that... He did these things to boost his pride, I guess it makes sense why he's pride. The video switched to Gilbert at home talking to himself in a mirror. He started to say, "You're so awesome Gilbert! Best person here, actually you're a god!" I knew he was self centered and all but... I didn't know he started to have a god complex. He started to laugh, it wasn't his usual laugh. It almost made me laugh about how pathetic Gilbert was. Gilbert... I knew he was crazy, but not this crazy. He deserved to die, no one cares about him... He always was in my way of the things I wanted. I may have acted that he was friend but I wouldn't consider one the way he acts. The scene quickly changed to an image of Francis, he was at school like always. He was his usual happy, perverted self everyone knew. When he got he started to talk to himself, a bit weird considering he doesn't seem the type to be like that. He said, "That caterpillar eyebrow bastard! Being so close to Alfred! I want Alfred and he can't have him. Why does -chicken- Arthur have to get everything! I always get pushed over... Why does he have to be more important?!" He tried to imitate Arthur, he got the part about scones right. He angrily stomped into his house and took about this random dart board with Iggy's picture on it. He took out some darts and started hitting him while he yelled, "You good for nothing eyebrow bastard! I -chicken- hate you! Go to -chicken-! I'm not tolerating you anymore! I can barely get through a day without arguing with you! You take everything from me! First the spotlight, next my friends, and now Alfred! I can't do this anymore!" He soon collapsed into a crying fit. The screen changed to Feliciano, he was at home. It seemed that everyone at his home was gone, pretty odd considering there is always someone over at his house. Feliciano walked to his kitchen and opened a secret cupboard. He took out many sweets like twinkies, chocolate bars, and a lot of other crap. He wasn't done after the treats, he took out pizzas, chips, soda, and some unidentified stuff. He opened them, he didn't open them like a normal person. He ripped them apart like how an animal would do it. After ripping up everything he just started to eat. All of it, I couldn't even eat this much in a sitting. After eating all of that crap he immediately ran to the bathroom and got by the toilet. He stuck two fingers down his throat like he knew and practiced what he was doing. He vomited up all the recently eaten food. It came out in a slush of pastries to the soda. It was a disgusting sight. I heard Matthew vomiting from watching that, he always did have a weak stomach. Arthur started to vomit any stomach acid he had in his stomach because of this sight, I bet he hated to see him do such a thing to his body. It got worst. Feliciano started to cry and yell, "Why... Why did I just do that?! I don't understand... Ludwig... Lovino... Grandfather... I'm sorry." He passed out after saying that. Feliciano... Oh how should I talk about him? He was always so happy, almost if it was artificial. I bet it all was, Feliciano is just so annoying... When he starts crying I have the urge to crush him into tiny pieces just to hear him cry more... After Feliciano it switched to Antonio. He had this bulletin board plastered with pictures of people. He started to say, "Who should I choose? Hm... Emma, Natalya, Lovi, Elizabeta, oh so many choices! Fusoso!" He looked at the board at the board as if he were a maniac. Antonio? I never took him as a pervert like Francis... I took him as a nice guy with a good attitude. He didn't ever get angry... Hm, I guess he was hiding that in this shell. The screen transitioned to Lovino. It made sense that Lovino was wrath but how bad is his anger? The screen showed Lovino in his room crying. He screamed, "-chicken- Feliciano! Feliciano that and that! While they forget who I am?! I'm his twin brother for -chicken- sakes! Why does everyone forget me?! I'm human too! I'm his older brother... Why?!" He got up and starting knocking over everything. He knocked over his pictures, book shelf, and punched his walls. His anger was getting out of hand... Is someone going to stop it? I just kept watching. He again broke down in a crying fit, he just kept crying and crying. Lovino babbled incoherently, it must be pretty bad if he was crying this much. The scene transitioned again, it showed Kiku instead of Lovino. Kiku was alone talking on the phone. He said, "No, I told you I'm busy." He wasn't busy... He was just laying around being lazy. Another call, he said, "Did I not tell you? I have no time. Check later. Yes I know this is later but I'm still busy." Again another call, he said, "Please stop calling me. I do not care you are getting attacked. You are only a problem. Goodbye." He hung up. I never heard him be that rude... He was always so polite and well mannered. The screen turned to Ludwig, I'm guessing he's the last one considering he was recently killed. Ludwig was in the classroom alone, no teacher or students in sight. He made sure no one was around and went over to an area with lots of bags. He stuck his hand into a white bag with flowers on it. He pulled pens, pencils, and money. He did it to every bag with no hesitation. I saw that he went to my bag and went in it. He took nothing and said to himself, "Alfred's bag stinks, what does he put int there?" Okay my bag doesn't smell that much... It was so weird to see all these sides of my friends... I never knew... Do Arthur or Matthew have anything to hide? Well then again I killed Kiku and Ludwig, they were in my way. I wasn't going to allow them to live. A pink haired person randomly just popped up out of nowhere. He started to say, "Oh Artie dear are you horrified by what you just saw?" I looked over at Arthur at him and saw that he was shaking. I understand why he's shaking in all because he wasn't the strongest mentally. Before he was a lot more cold hearted and contrasted from this, but then his grandfather died. Iggy loved his grandfather with all of his heart, or maybe his eyebrows because they are humongous. After that he started to break down from his cold hearted self to someone who felt too hard of emotions. I heard Iggy yell, "You bastard! Oliver why are you here?!" Oliver replied, "I only wanted to see you and your little friends! Alfie here sure does look like Allen!" I said, "Who in the world is Allen?" Oliver replied, "Oh just a friend! He lives here too! Just like me!" He started to giggle maniacally, but then again he looks a lot like Arthur... I heard Matthew said, "Who in the world are you? Are you responsible for all of this?" Oliver replied, "Oh it's just me Oliver! I guess you could say I'm responsible for this..." He giggled after saying that. Oliver is a threat... I must eliminate him. Hm, because he is the one responsible for setting this up I will eliminate him at all costs. I must protect Arthur, I must protect Arthur, I must protect Arthur. Oliver then said, "I'll be sending you guys to a room, talk as much as you want!" He waved with a smile and we were suddenly in a plain white room. I whispered to Arthur, "I'm guessing you know this dude, any ideas of his weakness?" He replied, "I know that he has some other friends that look like us. They are the exact opposite of us just to remind you. Oliver is the opposite of me as you can tell considering he looks like me." I thought, what would work against him. Oliver will most likely be childish considering Arthur always scold me for being 'childish'. He most likely will also have a farther anger point than Arthur here considering all the fights he has been in. Maybe I could use some type of manipulation? Oliver is just like a child, maybe trying to befriend him will work? I just need to be aware of his anger because people with longer tolerance snap the worse. Let me think about physical weaknesses... I whispered to Matthew, "Have you seen any physical weaknesses on Oliver?" He replied, "He doesn't seem human considering he can appear and disappear at will, basic physical attacks will be hard." Oliver suddenly appeared in front of me. He said, "Are you and your friends trying to kill me? Oh you need to stop! Don't be so mean to me." He started to cry. Now it's the best time to attack. I took out my gun and quickly shot him. It pierced him but it didn't seem to faze him. I yelled to Arthur, "Dude start chanting! Mattie help me!" I quickly ran around Arthur to get his back while Matthew moved back to help me from afar. I'm at a bit of a disadvantage considering I have a ranged weapon and that I was up close, but I have a choice to use my fists at any time. I shot him again but in the head. Still didn't faze him. Arthur yelled, "Guys he will become very dangerous when I stop chanting be ready!" Arthur stopped chanting and Oliver darted at me. He took out a knife and started trying to stab me. I managed to dodge most of his hits but got stabbed in the shoulder. Matt shot Oliver when he turned around. Oliver didn't manage to dodge it put it only hit him in the side. Oliver casually just pulled the arrow out of his side. He said, "Oh Alfie! Why are you doing this to little ol Oliver. All I want to be is your friend! C'mon Alfie don't be such a meanie." I replied, "I would be your friend if you weren't trying to kill Arthur and my friends." I took another shot at him. Oliver slowed down allowing Matt to hit him in the nape. Arthur started to chant again. Oliver fell down, he seemed to be held down by an invisible chain. Oliver yelled, "Oh you're in for it Artie... Say goodbye!" Oliver suddenly sprang up and tried to attack Arthur. Matthew shot him and I ran to Oliver. I did a quick flying tackle and got Oliver down. I yelled, "Arthur now!" Arthur did a quick chant and Oliver started to scream. Oliver yelled, "Arthur you bastard! Go to hell!" Oliver started to get hot, I quickly jumped off of him. Arthur yelled, "Get back guys!" I ran as fast as I could away and said, "Dudes you okay?" I heard a quiet reply Matthew, he said, "I'm fine Alfred." I heard Arthur screaming. I ran as fast as I could back to Arthur. Oliver in his last moments was hitting his shoe. Arthur was screaming because he just looked plain creepy. I shot Oliver a few times and he settled down. Suddenly he combusted into a magnificent flame. I guess I could say it was a beautiful way to die. The flames were gone after a short period of silence. The area where Oliver died presented a key with weird engravings. Arthur started to chant with great earnest, the key disappeared and a door appeared. Matthew said, "Guys hurry we need to go in before anyone else arrives." I ran in with a goal in mind. I decided, I wasn't going to let the others get out. They'll get in my way of me in Arthur. When we got in I saw the others, they were tied up and gagged. They seemed to be knocked out. I got my gun out and hit the butt of it against Arthur's temple. Arthur tried to yell, "Alfr-" He tumbled to the ground. I tackled Matthew to the ground and shot him in the head. I said, "One down 7 more to go." I knew this was wrong, but it felt too right. I went to Gilbert, his gag and ropes disappeared he got up. He started to say, "Alfred saves-" He was cut off because I shot him in the throat. Pride won't be able to talk his way to the top anymore. I ran to Francis and the same thing happened to him. He got and said, "Mon ami tha-" I shot him in the head, envy will not be able to covet others goods now. Francis fell to the ground and looked at me one more time. Next was Feliciano. When he got up he tried to say, "Ve! Graz-" Shot him in the stomach a couple times. He fell face forward and a pool of blood starting to form in his abdomen area. Glutton won't be able to eat his food anymore. I said, "4 down... Three to go." I walked to the area where Antonio and the others were. First Antonio got up, he tried to say, "Gracias mi ami-" A quick shot to the head and the pelvis. Lust won't be able covet others now. Lovino got up and said, "About time bastard!" I punched him in the face, he stumbled but rebounded back at me. He was charging at me like a bull so it was easy to dodge. When he tried to rebound I kicked him in the back. I then went up to him and whispered, "Warth is gone." I then shot him in nape. He crumpled to the floor. I saw Kiku was up, he said, "Alfred you'll regret what you did." We circled around each other for a bit. I think if I do a v- cut behind him and take him by surprise I could win pretty easily. I suddenly ran foward slightly left of Kiku. He turned around accordingly to where I was running and instantly made a v-cut when I was close. I swiftly punched him in the face and he stumbled back. I shot him with my gun, I aimed for his throat and it hit smack dab in the middle. I said, "You should be faster dude." I smirked and moved on to Ludwig. This was going to be the hardest fight considering Ludwig and I are almost equal in strength. I luckily have a gun and from the fights I've been in the others didn't have their weapons. Getting far away from him was the best option I had. I ran back and climbed on some boxes. I aimed gun and shot at him. Ludwig dodged my first two shots but I managed to hit him with my third shot. It sadly only grazed him, it was still an injury though. He got to the area where I was, I knew I had to escape if I didn't want to be severely hurt. I jumped backwards and when Ludwig reached the top I shot him in the temple. I fell on the hard ground but it was better than getting attacked by Ludwig. That was slightly painful but oh well. I said, "Goodbye, hope you guys enjoy eternity here!" A gun was suddenly pointed to my forehead. I saw Matthew infront of me holding the gun. I said with a bored tone, "What do you want Matt?" He was trying his best not to flinch at my tone and mustered his courage and said, "Alfred why are you doing this?!" I replied, "All you'll do is get in my way. Drop the gun if you know what's good for you dear Brother." He didn't drop so I ran to the side quickly, he shot the gun when I wasn't there and I shot him in a response to his shot. He fell down and I shot him in the again to make sure he wasn't getting up again. I picked up Arthur and looked for a door. I saw a random hatch and brought myself and Arthur out. It was raining outside, it wasn't just any rain. It was blood rain, maybe it's weeping for the sins I just committed inside the house. Arthur will never learn of these sins. I looked around, everything was different. The houses around the abandoned house were all old and broken. The road was overgrown with weeds and other vegetation. It seemed that we were the only humans left out here. I looked back at Arthur and saw him wake up. I said, "Waking up Sleeping Beauty?" He replied, "Haha so funny, where are we exactly?" I replied, "We escaped... We're the only ones that escaped." I'm going to have to lie to him now, hope he believes me. He asked with a concerned face, "How were we the only ones to escape? How was I knocked out? Where is Matthew?" I said, "Dude, one question at a time. We were the only ones to escape because the others turned on us and knocked you out. I fought them all off but Matthew got killed." He looked at me with disbelief and then looked at the ground. He said, "I guess nothing lasts forever... That bastard Oliver! I thought he was telling the truth for once!" I asked, "How do you know Oliver?" He replied, "He appears in my dreams sometimes. We've talked before and all but... He practically a psychopath. He bakes poisonous cupcakes then gives them to someone. When they eat them he takes their dead body and cooks their flesh into the cupcakes. He has almost made me eat one, thankfully I woke up before I did. I would never think that he's really..." I replied, "Well I guess... We'll have to survive here on our own." I extended my arm to Arthur. I then said, "King Arthur shall we go?" He replied, "Yes my knight." We walked on. They lived happily ever after, haha just kidding Arthur got murdered by a chicken seeking revenge and Alfred died by a random falling coconut the end.