Toasty:HAAIII WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY!!!!! ;w;
*insert exciting music here*
Boo: INTRODUCING THE READER!
Reader: hi
Toasty:...is that all?....
Reader: yup
Toasty:...suh anticlimactic ;-;
Boo: 😀
Toasty: RANDOM SNOWMAN CUZ CBRISTMAS!!!
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Splendor: DID SOMEONE SAY CHRISTMAS?!?!?!
BOO: N-NOOOOO M-MAADDEE Y-yeessss
Toasty: SPLLEENNDDORRR!!!!
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Boo:yeppppp🤔
Splendor: CHHRRIISSTTMMAASS
*Throws presents,cookies, milk,santa,reindeer,tic-tacs,cheezits,everything*
Toasty:TIICCC-TAACCCSS!!!😍
Boo:...not again.....
*toasty runs around catching the raining tic-tacs and cheezits*
Toasty:blargybohiruc!!!!!!
Boo:...toasty don't talk with your mouth full...
Toasty: *gulp* THIS IS HEEAAVVEENN!!!!!😍😍😍
Boo:..splendor what have you done....
Spledor: I HAVE BROUGHT HAPPINEZZ TO LE WORLD BOO!!!!
Boo:oh my fuck *😐😐😑😒😒*
Splendor:HAPPINNEESSS!!!!
*makes it rain French fries, cheesecakes,and knifes*
Boo:oh fuck u splendr 😡🤕
Splendor: WATCH U R LANGUAGE BOOOOO!!!!
*Toasty gets hit by falling knife*
Toasty:😨
Boo:OH MY FUCKING ARE YOU OK?!?!?!
Toasty:...NOUH WHO *Cough* WILL EST ALL THESE TIC-*Cough*TACS?!?!?!😢😢😢
*toasty falls over on le floor*
Toasty: bleh....
Boo:NOOO SPLENDOR WHAT DA FUCK DID YOU DO??!?!?!
Splendor: NOTHING BUT HAPPINEZZZ BOO!!!! 😇
Reader:....fuck this shit im out!
*turns to jump out window*
Splendor:NOPE NOT UNTIL YOU GET HAPPINESS TOO!!!!
Reader: fuck you 😑
Splendor:LANGUUAAGGEE!!!!
Boo:TOOAASSTTYY!!!!
toasty: yesh boo?
Boo:YOUR ALIVE?!?!?!
Toasty:...uh of course..
Boo:BUT BUT BUT KNIFE YOU STABBED WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Toasty: oh yea dat was a gummy knife 😂
Boo:WHAAAA WHY WOULD YOU ACT LIKE YOU DIED?!?!?
Toasty: cuz I can 😎
Boo:....you fluffing mother trucker....
Splendor:HAPPPPIIINNEEZZ!!!!😉😉😉😉😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
BOO:😐😐😐😐 fuck the next fuck fuck FUCK U SPLENDOR 😤😤😡😡😓
Splendor:.....*pulls out soap an put it in boos mouth then makes her sit in a corner* WATCH YOUR PROFANITY!!!!
BOO:fuck u splendor fuck u😡😡
Splendor,toasty,and the reader: *gasp* THE PROFANITY!!!!!
Splendor:....boo eat a fry...your not yourself when your hungry
Boo: Fuck you I dont want yo godamn fry!!!
Reader:😲😲😲😱😱😱
Toasty: my god lmao 😂😂😂
Boo:*fuck* we killd the reader!!!😲
Splender:NUUHHHH THEY NEED HAPPINESS!!!!
*brings out the readers most favoritest thing ever*
Reader:GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!
*Grabs thing and runs to le corner*
Boo:oh fu-food haha yeah food😅
Splendor:..GREAT JOB BOO YOU DIDNT SAY FUCK!!!!
Toasty: 😨😨😨SPLENDOR SAID FUCK SPLENDOR SAID FUCK SLLEENNDDERRR!!!!!!!
Slender:....*slowly raises soap*
Boo:oh my god splendor said fu-nnn haha not going to said ha sorry *fuck*😥
Slender:......*shoves soap in toasty an splendors mouths*
Toasty: Mmf?!? Mm mff mmmfff!!!
Splendor:......*scrunches up face*
Toasty: *spits out soap* whyyy?!?! I didn't say anything!!
Slender:yes you did child...
Toasty: I was just telling you what splendor said!!!
Slender:....you still said fuck child....
Toasty:you just said it!!!!
Slender: yes
Toasty: suh you gotta eat soap! :D
Slender: no
Toasty: yes :D
Slender:no...
Toasty: Why not?? D:(
Slender: because i am a mature adult and you are children...
Toasty:you did not just say that
*toasty eyes glow yellow*
Toasty in a godly voice: I bring the power of the almighty toast god upon thys poor soul!!!!
Slender:...fuck this shit im out!!
*slender tries to teleport but fails*
Toasty: No running away mwahaha >:D
Slender:....shiiitttt.....
*toasty makes it rain magical burning rainbow toasty that explodes into glitter*
Slender: NOOOO MY FAVORITE SUIT I'LL NEVER GET OUT THIS GODAMN GLITTER WHYYYY TOASTY WHYYY DX....
Toasty:MWAHAHAHA!!! >:D
Boo,splendor, andreader:.......*slowly backs out of room*
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Toasty: so hai guys! :D yeeeaa sorry ya had to see meh go all balistic on slender buuttt he made meh mad º^º that's all for dis chapter tho but I shall see you all in the next one!! ^-^
Boo:ok so u all I am a bit confused slender and toasty r mad so byeeee my love's 😓😍😅
Slender:TOASTY GET BACK HERE AND FINISH CLEANING MY SUIT!!! D:<
toasty:NUUHHH THAT THINGS UNCLEANABLE!!!! *scurries off to toaster*
Boo:😓😓😓😓ok so byyyeeee
