Sanity potion

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Pewds : I'm a pretty buterfly, soaring throgh the air!

Stephano : Cheese and crackers, Pewds, drink some sanity potion.

Pewds : glurp! Blah! Tastes like shit!

Stephano : Whel it is made from bear doo, bet als berries, so DON'T COMPLANE!

Pewds : Ok, ok. Ah! Much better!

Pewds had a stupidity stroke, that means he went coocoo. Good thinng he had the sanity potion, or he would of mumbled nonsense all the way! Stupid stupid Pewds, but he's my pall, so no worries! We went through a corridor, "I hate corridors" Pewds mumbled, "Shut up and walk! Jesus Christ..." I replied. Suddenly, EEEEEEEK! We heard an shreak s loud, that Pewds pooped his pants, litteraly. It was that guy Martin, a.k.a. teleporting naked guy. Pewds went insane gain, and there waso no sanity potion left. Oh boy.

Pewds : Lolipop, lolipop, OH LOLI LOLIPOP!

Stephano : Listen you little shi.. You little angel, If you listen to what I say, you will get a cookie!

Pewds : Ok, uncle Stephie.

Stephano : Ok, so go into the room to your left.

We went into the main hall again, we were just walking in circles. Oh my duck! I think I am going to get insane too! But wait, what is that. Sanity potion!

Stephano : Go and drink that bottle.

Pewds : But the lemnade is not tasty in that bottle!

Stephano : Ok, no cookie for you!

Pewds : OK, ok, I'll drink it. Glurp, glurp. Eeewe! Oh, I'm normal again! Thank god!

Stephan : No, Pewds. Thakn Meh :)

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