"HOW COULD YOU FORGET VALENTINES DAY. HOW COULD YOU! ACTUALLY, HOW DARE YOU FORGET! YOU, YOU FORGETFUL BLONDIE MINI YONDAIME LOOKALIKE."yelled a loud and feminine voice that was heard throughout all of Konohagakure no Sato. The voice belonged to Ino Uzumaki sorry, Ino Yamanaka. Her boyfriend of a year, Naruto Uzumaki had forgotten their very first Valentines Day.
Said blond Uzumaki/Yondaime lookalike was cowering behind the counter of the Yamanaka Flower Shop. Peeking from the side of the counter that had a good view of the door. His usually dark cerulean eyes were light cerulean/creek blue in colour and wide in fear. He was even sweating from the guilt. He knew what type of damage his girlfriend could and would unleash his sorry arse. "I was just kidding Ino-hime, I have a surprised planned. I was just playing a dumb joke. A really dumb joke."stuttered Naruto with a nervous and completely fake laugh. "Really? You're the best boyfriend ever!"squealed Ino as she choked the blond Uzumaki in a hug. Naruto's face could be seen turning blue as he stopped breathing. "Can't. Breathe."croaked out Naruto as Ino gushed over him and bossing him about breathing properly the next time he hugged her. "Sure thing Ino-hime. See ya later."said Naruto as he waved at her. Ino just smiled and waved back but when she opened her eyes, a dust cloud shaped like her whiskered blind boyfriend remained behind.
"Konohamaru Corps, this is Uzumaki-sama. Do you copy?"asked Naruto over his black and burnt orange walkie talkie. "This is Pervy Monkey, Head of the Konohamaru Corps. Yes, we copy."came another voice over the walkie talkie. This voice was filled with light sleep and it sounded like the person was drooling. "Konohamaru, are you drooling?"asked Naruto with a sweatdrop. Hoping it wasn't what he thought it was about. "Yeah, Hanabi and Moegi are modeling in some revealing lacy and sexy undergarments for Udon and I. You should have Ino model some for you. You might like what you see. Keep twirling Hanabi, you look sexy in that. Make sure you keep it for some future activities."came the lustful and drooling voice of Konohamaru Sarutobi. 'I didn't want that much information.'thought Naruto with shudder and a chilling feeling running down his spinal cord. "Sweet Kami!"he exclaimed as he dashed from the most hated banshee in Konohagakure no Sato. Her lips were puckered up so Naruto was hit full force by an unimaginably hideous image of the pink haired banshee. Times ten!!
Naruto stopped in front of his mother's grave. Breathing hard and puffing. Dropping onto his knees and looking up to the sky. Hands raised to the sky. To onlookers, it looked like the blond Uzumaki/Yondaime lookalike was pleading with Kami in front of his mother's grave. "Is he okay in that head of his?"asked a female onlooker. "I think so, I overhead that he forgot Valentines Day. Maybe he's asking his mother for assistance."answered a male onlooker. "COULD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SHUT UP. I'M TRYING TO TALK TO MY OKAA-CHAN HERE. DATTEBAYO!"yelled Naruto as the onlookers sweatdropped and slowly walked away. Trying to see if they could capture the blond at his most embarrassing and weakest moment of utter shame and humiliation. Naruto looked at his mother's grave and bowed before it. Still on his knees.
Lady Kushina Uzumaki
Last Princess of Uzushiogakure no Sato
Beloved wife, mother and sensei
May her soul rest in peace
May she guide her sochi with his lady issues in his time of need"Okaa-chan, please help me. I need you."prayed Naruto as a ghostly figure of a beautiful redhead appeared. The redhead was sitting in a throne made of different white, red and pink flowers. "Konichiwa Naruto-sochi!"squealed the woman as she pulled the blond Uzumaki into a bone crushing hug. "Konichiwa okaa-chan but I really need your help. Its a life or death situation."said Naruto in ostentation tone. "What do you need help with?"asked one Kushina Uzumaki. All happy and sunshine. Next thing you know Naruto has his head in the dirt. 'How could my sochi forget Valentines Day? Minato had something to do with this. Him and his completely unneeded dumb blond moments.'thought Kushina murderously. Her anger directed at her husband and his blondness. "A nice dinner on the Yondaime's head should do it."answered Kushina. Placing a kiss on her baby boy's forehead and disappearing in a flash of bright red flower petals. "Arigatou okaa-chan."bowed Naruto as he sped off home.
*LATER THAT DAY*
Naruto could be seen standing outside the Yamanaka Compound with a bouquet of white roses in his hand. Dressed in his most expensive yet simple black suit made from rare spider silk. After all, he was the youngest business tycoon in all of the Elemental Nations. Gato had nothing on him. Ino walked out and pecked her boyfriend on the cheek. Dressed in a sexy dark purple dress made of rare cherry blossom silk. The dress itself had a revealing neckline and slits on the sides that stopped at her upper thighs. The dress revealed a bit of cleavage and the swell of her arse. On her feet were strappy black heels like those worn by Tsunade Senju. "Looking lovely."said Naruto in her ear. His breath tickled her ear, causing her to giggle. "Shouldn't we be elsewhere my love?"asked Ino as they were gone in a shatter of blue crystal.
I'm so sorry that you had to wait so long to get a new chapter but I have been so busy writing/typing new stories that I nearly forgot about this one. I'm so into the Harry Potter fandom with Drarry and Scorbus as my favourite pairings. Really wish those pairings were canon.
Started on 26/11/2016
Completed on 17/12/2016
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