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right so Gabriel Jesus signed a piece of cheese...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CytF0ElXcAEoTY1.jpg

normal behaviour there, totally...

AND A VIDEO ILKAY POSTED OF HIM SINGING ALICIA KEYS. OMG CAN ILKAY SING OR CAN ILKAY SING?! ffs i wish i could sing like that. don't lie we're all jealous of him...

the video- https://www.mancity.com/news/first-team/2016/12/08/things-we-love-kevin-de-bruyne-engagement-david-villa-mvp-gabriel-jesus-cheese-autograph/1481203845983

so Gabriel Jesus revealed what number he would like to be for us, he told ESPN "I had told City it's hard without the 33 shirt, I want this number because I used it since I was promoted at Palmeiras."

i also came across this article which you have to read- http://cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-hotspur-banter-pics-videos/2016/4/13/11424234/how-to-talk-to-your-child-about-dele-alli-and-eric-dier

it's all about Dele and Eric and i'm literally crying cause it's supposed to be a proper thing and everything but i can't take it seriously. like really?:
'How Can I Know What My Child's Friends at School are Telling Them about Dele and Eric? It is important to build a relationship of trust between every parent and child. If you cannot discuss what your child is saying about Spurs' star-crossed midfield at school, how can you hope to run a tumblr account with your child pasting Dele Alli and Eric Dier into screen captures of classic romantic films? Be as inquisitive as you can without being intrusive. If you are open about your thoughts on Dele and Eric to your child, they will be open to you about their thoughts on Dele and Eric.'

LIKE WTF- 'If you cannot discuss what your child is saying about Spurs' star-crossed midfield at school, how can you hope to run a tumblr account with your child pasting Dele Alli and Eric Dier into screen captures of classic romantic films?' IM DYING AT THIS

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