Dare #3!

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by Akane_Owari

by Akane_Owari

Bold: DarkGlaceon
Normal: Akane Owari
Italics: fandomrandomgirl12

We have a dare! And don't worry, you'll like this one.

What is it?

It's from Danganronpa_is_life and it is... "I dare Akane to tell some of the most horrible puns to everyone and see their reaction."

So, Akane. Puns. Got any good ones? Don't worry. I'm here to help. I'm literally trash who makes puns.

Ok... lemme think of one. Ah! I've got one. It's about Teruteru.

Ok.

Drum roll please.

*drum noises*

I once saw a guy get cooked. It was... teru-frying.

Teruteru: Eh?!

Damm...

A piece of me just died.

Say this. *whispers pun into Akane's ear*

There's nothin' better than hanging with Ibuki. Just ask Mikan.

...Are you trying to kill me?

Ibuki: *foams at the mouth*

Mikan: Eek! I-I'm sorry!

Alright, how about this. *whispers another pun*

Since when were you the mastermind?

You were expecting it to be Junko... but it was me, DarkGlaceon!

Get out.

Anyway. Ring ring. Sorry, Nagito, can't talk right now. He's a little... tied up.

Nagito: Ngh... all these puns... are full of despair. But... that girl who makes these... will be a stepping stone to hope.

Are you talking about me? I'll have you know I eat bagels all the time.

Anyway... can we stop with the puns.

Jeez, what a buzzkill. But, nevermind.

Sonia: Yes? What is it?

Not you. End the chapter, Akane.

Ask or dare me in the comments! Thanks for reading!