It was a dark, rainy morning in Illinois. You woke up to a flash of lightning outside your window. You got out of your bed to get ready for the day. You put on your favorite hoodie and brushed your hair and teeth. "BARKBARKBARKBARK" barked Max and Oliver. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" you screamed. The dogs instantly stopped barking and went to the other room.
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A few hours later, you decided to go get some food. Hmm, what kind of food should I shove up my ass today? You thought. I know! How about Panera? You got an Uber to come pick you up. You hopped into the Uber. "Could you drive me to Panera please?" you asked. "Sure thing!" replied the Uber driver.
You arrived at the Panera and got out of the Uber. It was still pouring rain outside so you quickly got inside. You smell the delicious bread as soon as you walk in. You looked up at the menu above your head. "Hello welcome to Panera! My name is Devin how may I help you today?" You look down from the menu to see a tall boy with fluffy, dirty blonde hair and a beanie. "Oh uh hi, may I have the macaroni and cheese bowl please?" you asked. Devin hesitated and then smiled. "Sure thing! Anything else?" he said. "May I also have a water please?" you replied. "Of course! Your total is 4.99.." You paid for the mac and cheese and went to go find a table
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You finish your food and start to clean up your mess. You pick up the bowl from your macaroni and cheese and saw a small photograph underneath. You picked it up and flipped it over. It was a Polaroid of someones ass along with their number on it! "Call me ;) - devin" it said on the photograph. This would be great for prank calling later today on broadcast! you thought. You put the Polaroid in your pocket.
A few hours later, you decided to go live to prank call. "Alright guys one last number I'm going to call tonight," you said. "Some guy at Panera today gave it to me." You typed in the numbers into your phone. rrrrrinnnnng rrrrrinnnnng rrrrrinnnnng "Hello?" said Devin. He had a voice that was special... it was some different from the other voices you have heard. "heeeeeyyyy uhhhhh yiff yiff yiff!" You said. You tried to prank him but you couldn't come up with anything because you were lost in his voice. "YOU FUCKING FURFAG!!!" Devin screamed. Both of you guys must have knew what furries were! You started to actually want to chat with this man. You muted the broadcast to talk to Devin. "HOLD ON I HAVE TO GO FOR FIVE MINUTES, I'LL BE BACK!" You then unmuted the broadcast. "Hey guys so uh my dad just yelled at me for not picking up the nutella off the counter and I think I'm grounded.. BUT FOLLOW ME ON MY TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM AND YOU BETTER TURN ON THOSE NOTIFICATIONS!" You promoted yourself for about five minutes and then got off. You called Devin back right away. "Hey beautiful baby grill," Devin said.
