Random Things

Nerdy Jokes

Joke 1-
So Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK. Then I learned that Oxygen and Magnesium used to date and I was like OMg.

Joke 2-
Why can't you trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Joke 3-
A very fine line separates the numerators from the denominators. Only a fraction of the population understand.

Joke 4-
What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

Joke 5-
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was pretty tense.

Joke 6-
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the barman gives it to him, he asks "How much?" The barman replies, "For you - No charge."

Joke 7-
An infectious disease walls walks into a bar. The barman says "We don't serve your type here". The disease replies, "Well your not a very good host."

Joke 8-
I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum...

Joke 9-
Parallel lines have so much in common... it's a shame that they'll never meet.

Joke 10-
One oxygen said to another, "Dude you should come to this pool party, there are two hydrogen for every oxygen!"

Joke 11-
I tell chemistry jokes but only periodically, I usually don't get a reaction...

Joke 12-
That joke was sodium funny. I slapped my neon that one.

Joke 13-
A physicist, a chemist and a statistician went hunting. The physicist took a shot at a deer and missed by five feet to the left. The chemist took a shot at the deer and missed by five feet to the right. The statistician threw down his gun and yelled, "We got 'em!"

That was the last one. Sorry guys I am really nerdy and thought that these were funny and needed to be shared with the world. So thank you Google for giving them to me to give to you.