Villager 1: Hey! David you lazy ass moocher, get your ass off the bed and get to work!
David: Ah! I'm up I'm up! *rubs his eyes
David: What now!
Villager 1: We need help bringing in the firewood. For your lazy ass to get warm.
David: Aw! But it's cold do I have to.
Villager 1: What are you a fuck'n prince get your ass over here!
David: Huh...I really have no choice, do I?
Villager 1: Finally you start thinking.
While bringing the firewood outside...
David:*gasp *wheeze ...almost there...
David: And done!!!
Villager 1: That's just the first load dumb ass!
David: Wha?!
Villager 1: Don't think its gonna be that easy retard.
After 4 loads of wood delivered to every house in the town of Winscale.
David: Ah! I guess I've earned myself a break. *leans on pile of timber
*SNAP!
David: Oh shoot!!! NO!!!
David runs after the pile of rolling timber headed to his job.
David: Boss watch out!!! Timber!!
Villager 1: What you finally did some work and cut up some timber for the rest of the villagers.
David: No! Not that!
Villager: What?!
Timber crashes the lumberjack home agency.
David: *breathing deeply....* I said the rope...timber fell.....and boom!
The villager in charge of the lumberjack agency turns red
David: Are you mad sir?
Villager 1: OF COURSE I'M MAD I PUT YOU IN CHARGE OF ONE THING AND YOU RUIN IT!!!!!!
David: So, No?
Villager 1: OF COURSE I AM!!! NOT JUST THAT BUT YOUR FIRED TRY TO STAY SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!!!
David: So....I just got fired today and not just that but I got kicked out of the village so we got nowhere to stay. Huh, I'm sorry puppy... It is my fault why were always moving and getting kicked out. I just wish I can get a job as cool as the cops as they're always getting cool weapons.
Puppy: Err? *Tilts head
David: Well puppy lets pack and leave. I guess we should head to Princston City. I can try to get a job as a cop and then we'll have the money, food, and home to supply us for the rest of our lives. How's that puppy!
Puppy: Yip Yip!! * smile on puppy's face
David: That's what I like to see puppy * pets puppy
*Puts puppy in his messenger bag along with his pocket warmers { only 2 }
David: Let's go!
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