One Direction's Escape To... Lizard Lick

CHAPTER 1

*Ally's POV*

'We need to get away from here!.... And fast!' Liam shouted to the driver as he was the nearest to the black SUV. Screaming fans that weren't in the audience of the concert were chasing after us and the team. As Liam was the fastest runner he reached the vehicle first, climbing inside with Louis not far behind. Next in were Niall and me, shortly followed by Harry and Zayn. Paul also reached the car and jumped in the passenger seat.

"Everyone all in one piece?" Paul asked as the driver started driving to the hotel, getting mumbled replies of "yes" from the boys. "Ally? You got everything?" Asked Paul as he noticed the lack of a response to his previous question.

"Uh... No?" I answered.

"What you forgot this time?" Louis said in a smart arse tone. A quiet "Oh god" could be heard escaping Harry's lips.

"Hush..... Now Louis, sweet but stunicop Louis, one such as me does not forget anything so I really don't know why you question me with such harsh words!" Liam, Zayn and Harry were snickering and I was smirking while Louis sat defying hurt, but not fully pulling the look off as a hint of a smirk played on his face. However Niall sat watching me wondering what I was up to with a confused expression because that's how epic our bromance was,

"Stunicop?" He asked.

"Yeah" I replied as if it were the most obvious thing ever, but when I saw his confused expression I started to explain 'well I don't like the word stupid it's too..... Overrated. So I came up with a better word which means the exact same. Well unicorns are amazing and since Voldemort basically eats them he could be a unicorn cop, if he wasn't all caught up in being evil, catching all the naughty unicorns or the horse impostors which are normal horses with an ice cream cone or other horn shaped objects stuck on their heads. I shortened that down to unicop but it didn't really get the message through so I thought I would add the name of the unicorn into it which also coincidently begins with the same two letters as stupid, Stu. And that is how I brought another epic word into this world, stunicop!"

"How have you not been put in a mental asylum yet?" Liam questioned while everyone else also questioned my sanity.

"I have, they put a jacket on me when it was really warm, so I took it off and ran away from the crazy people." I replied while getting worried looks off my adoptive family. Paul took the silence as a que to ask me what I left at the concert. I made a simple reply of "my brain" to which Zayn, Harry and Louis came back with "you were never born with one".

"JINX!" Was shouted by the three mean boys. This caused Niall and Liam to laugh along with the others until they were out of breath. Paul just sighed and went back to talking to the driver while I sat pouting at the boys because they were all mean. This carried on until we reached the hotel we were staying at in Charlotte, North Carolina. When the SUV rolled to a halt our ears were met with hundreds of people screaming and breaking down in hysterics.

"Ugh..." I groaned.

"Don't be mean" Louis said, as if I didn't already want to kill him.

Zayn then followed on Louis' statement "they are the reason that we made it this far."

"And electricity!" Both me and Harry shouted,

"High five" Harry brought his hand up to high five while I made no move to raise mine.

"Only weird people high five" I stated In a matter of fact tone. "And I am grateful for everything they do but there is just so many and they don't shut up so I can't sleep and I love sleep as much as I love food soooo......... Niall's with me!"