One Direction's Escape To... Lizard Lick

The Explosion before the arrival!

Ally's POV

3 hours 25 minutes...

3 hours and 25 minutes....

25 minutes and 3 hours....

... In a minibus, with 6 idiots.

Ain't nobody got time for that!

Ain't nobody got time for that!

Ain't nobody got time, got time, got time for that!

Munch. Munch. Munch.

"Beryl! Shut up!" She stops chewing her Quavers. "Ahhhh, thank you Beryl."

Munch. Munch. Munch.

Munch. Munch. Munch

"GOD Beryl!" I wriggle my nose and look over to find Emma stuffing Quavers in her mouth, I swear she's always eating ,in fact - her stomach - it's a bottomless pit.

"What!?" She munches spewing out cheesy crumbs.

"NOOOOO!! CHEESY SMELLY THINGS! It's almost as bad as marimba!" I scream just as Harry's phone rings out, that noise...

"COVER YOUR EARS" Louis yells whilst frantically pulling me and emma close to block out the noise.

"Stop figiting and get your seat belts on, I am not being responsible for your deaths!" The driver Cassandrel calls out to us In a stern tone.

"What went up your butt and laid eggs?" Zayn retorts towards both the driver and Niall as the smell from his fart wafted towards the front.

"I would say it's her time of the month, but she's too old for that." Emma pulled out another quaver. "HOLE! AHAHAHHAHA" I histerically laugh, I point toward the quaver in the shape of a hole Emma's about to shove in her gob.

"DIRTY MINDED FREAK!" Harry shouted.

"First of all, if I'm a freak, I'm a freak of nature. Second, I've learnt from the dirty mindiest people here!" I scolded. Everyone pointed at Harry when I said this. I pulled out my phone and got a picture of a freak. "Third, do I look like this? No! Therefore I am not a freak!"

"Hmmm, touché." Harry pointedly pointed out.

About 15 minutes past and half the car were sleeping, not the driver though. In this, for once, uninterrupted silence I started thinking about the last hour.

*About an hour ago*

We gave a knowing look at each other before shouting, "I know where we can go!"

"Where, mystical twins..." Niall said with his voice dripped in sarcasm. We shared another look.

"LIZARD LICK!"

"You say what now?" Louis sassed. I look around to see everyone with a "oh no" face, for once they could at least have some hope in me,I realise I'm weird and abit stunicop all the time but for once honestly this is a good idea. I abruptly stand up breaking up the silence and speak out.

"Guys! I've had enough of you always thinking my ideas are stupid. You want a break from the fans right? Well think how I feel.. It hurts you know? It really does" I pause. Thinking about what I just said, telling them about... No I can't, I see them all staring at me. I frantically run to my room not wanting them to confront me. I put my hand on the handle and push it quickly open wanting to be alone, away from it all. I dive under my cover trapping myself in. I shuffle around, reaching my hand into my pocket to get my phone out I turn it off. Closing my eyes. Shutting off from the world.