Sonic fanfiction: HEX UNREST!

CHAPTER 1- Memory Lane- why u no QUICK!?

It had been a loooong flight. Like, 12 hour straight, next to the creepy silent dude in 3rd class with no stops, movie, or I Pad, kind of long. Sonic was so bored, and, yeah, Tails needed to concentrate, but a little conversation couldn't hurt, right?

"So how much longer?! I'm FRICKIN DYING OF BOREDOM." He said.

Tails sighed. Being a pilot with your only passenger clinging onto the wing of your plane could be rough.

"Dude, it'll only take about twenty more minutes till we see it. The view will probably help your mood, crabby patty."

"Yeah, well, you're not exactly Mr. Sunshine either, Tails. What're you so worried about?" Sonic asked.

"You haven't guessed? The last time we were here, we had to fight six maniacs, team up with Eggman, AND I got captured and turned into a robot! So yeah, I'm a bit tense."

"Ah, come on, what's gonna happen? I told you, the last time I saw the deadly six was in a volcano, and that volcano was collapsing. Besides, you look good in chrome!" Sonic said, while scanning the horizon for their destination.

Tails decided to ignore his friend's snickers. He had to focus on flying the plane.

"Besides, what if I'm right? What if the six are still out there? If they are, the second they see us, they'll be trying to put US on their menu..." Tails thought worryingly.

"TAILS! TAILS! THERE IT ISTHANKCHAOSITHOUGHTIWASGONNADIEOFBOREDOMIFWEDIDNTLANDTHATANDTHATBIGTHUNDERSTORMWEFLEWTHROUGHBUTSTILLIMGLADWEREFINALLYHEEEEERE!!!!!"

"Hmmm, uh Sonic? I know you're excited and all, but you're speaking über- fast, could you slow it down a bit?" Tails asked.

"Oh, sorry. Heh. It's just been such a long flight. I hope Eggmans running amuck, otherwise we just flew all this way for nothing." Sonic stated.

"Nah, if Eggman isn't here, then it still wouldn't be for nothing. We could still treat some zeti to some FOX CASSEROLE." Tails said dryly.

"Ah, don't be such a sourpuss Tails. What could possibly go wrong?"

CHAPTER 2- A lot, so remember kids, never say what our heroes just said.

So, about 3,900 miles away, ( Not a bunch of Miles Prower, but actual MILES.) a bit of unhappiness about who does what was under way at the Deadly Six's HQ. ( Tails later earned himself an "I TOLD you!" Why? For being right, duh.) Ok, kiddies, time for a brief (and fake) history lesson! So basically, when Sonic and company left the Lost Hex, and the Six were done recuperating (thanks to a soon to be named character) they had destroyed Dr. Eggmans military bases, and went back to hanging out in their HQ, basically a large cave system under The Desert Ruins- (what? I always thought it had the best soundtrack, Ok?) just making sure no one trespassed onto the Lost Hex, and had basically let bygones be bygones (at least, our newest character) the rest had basically decided to forget about Sonic. But Zomom still wanted to eat Eggman, but that's just because Eggmans fat, and Zomom never stops eating, THE FATTY. But enough about that. Anyway, Zavok, Master Zik, and Zazz we're going on a secret mission and someone needed to watch and train our newest character, Zona, while they were out. Zazz was currently telling her how to have the perfect war howl.

"So, to have THE PERFECT HOWL, ya need to feel like your gonna wipe the floor with yo enemies BRAINS. Or at least make them think so, but I prefer to do tha whole, floor brain wipey... Thing. Anyways, ya need to have a deep start,"

Zona crouched down, like a cat about to poke your eyes out-

"A wild look,"

She started making her eyes squint-