~Dirks POV~
Aw man I can't wait for Jake to get here.
As Dirk looked in the mirror he saw this huge ass lump of skin on his face
"Aw shit fuck no what in the Jessie Izenburg is this shit!"
Dirk texted Jake and these were the messages
"MAN FUCK JESSIE IZENBURG"
Jake: "what"
"MAN MOTHER FUCKING JESSIE IZENBURGE JESUS CHEIST DUDE MOTHER FUCKING FACE BOOK MOVIE BULL SHIT "
Jake: "Dirk your scaring me"
"FUCK YO SHIT I CANT EVEN FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT I JUST WATCHCED THIS SHIT MAN FUCK JESSIE IZWNBURG..."
You decided to stop texting Jake and wait for him to come over so you guys and have some pimple fun.
