what can happen- a nalu story

love's second kiss

Quick note. Everyone is texting in this.
Em: hey Lucy and happy are at My house tonight.
Sam: I'm bored. Natsu fell asleep in the middle of the hallway.
Em: lol. Did you u see that gif from a bit ago?
Sam: Sam is fixing a chair. She lent me the phone.
Em: k
Em: have you seen the novel Lucy is writing mphh!
Em: that wasn't anything. It's Lucy. I had to shut her up.
Sam: what did you do to her?
Em: just covered her mouth.
Sam: okay....
Em: My turn to embarrass her. Did you know that she and Sam write stories about us being together? They call it nalu.
Sam: Sam just curled up in a ball, muttered something about potatoes and passed out. I dropped a pillow on her face too.
Em: it's em again. You need to give her a glass of milk and she will be fine.
Sam: I took the pillow off her face and dunked the milk on her. Is that what you meant?
Em: no, give her milk not dump it on her.
Sam: ooohh. Um oops? She just ran off.
Em: natsuuu!
Sam: what?
?: hello dragneel. This is Dan. Dan straight.
Dan: do you remember you kept trying to take my beloved?                                                 
N: lucy?

Dan: yes, well i have her now!

N: can i talk to her for a minute please?

Dan: no, i don't want her to talk to other men. i'm the only one she can talk to. i will give a message...

N: oh, well i guess i have to come and get her then.

Dan: alright- wait uh oh i think im in trouble with you huh?

N: yeah, *cracks knuckles* you are.

L: natsu help! he's trying to kiss me!

N: i'm on my w- he's trying to WHAT?

Dan: lucy, my love! come over here and let me express my love! *kiss sound*

L: ahhh! t-that was m-my first kiss...

N: hey! * kicks door down*  *grabs Dan by the collar*

L: crying*

N: just what the hell do you think you're doing Dan?  

Dan: expressing my love and effection

N: well then, i guess i can express my hate and desire to kill you now that we're being all emotional! 

L: * runs out crying and flees to Emilee's house.*

N: *drags Dan  to a flagpole and ties his foot to the rope. then pulls the opposite side to pull dan to the top.*   then ran to Emilee's house to check if everybody was okay.

E: natsu what happened Lucy just came back and she looked really sad. she's on the trampoline.

N: she was kidnapped by Dan. don't worry though he is taken care of.

E: is that the thing hanging from my neighbor's flagpole?

N: maaayybeee...

E: hi Dan! *waving like a derp* do you want some cookies?! have oreos! 

N: don't call him down. he might come after Lucy again

E: he can't come down, he's stuck. do you want to help me throw cookies at him?

N: no, just make sure you smack him in the face for me.

E: yup i'm a good aim. 

N: by the way, is lucy okay?

E: no, she came home really sad. i feel really bad, can you help her? 

N: yeah, you said she was on the trampoline?

E: yeah. 

N: are you coming?

E: no, i'm watching Dan. i'm Lucy's bodyguard now. you're the only one to help, i would be in the way.