1. roses are red
violets are blue
your parents are dead
nobody loves you......
2.roses are red
lemons are sour
spread you legs and
give me a hour
3.roses are red
violets are blue
if he needs an hour
the joke is on you
4.roses are red
cabbages are green
open your legs and
i will fill you with cream
5. twinkle, twinkle little whore
close your legs
they're not a door.
6. roses are red
violets are blue
vodka costs less
than a dinner for 2
7.roses are red
grass is green
i want you in my bed
if you know what i mean
8.roses are red
lemons are sour
open your legs
and let me devour
9.roses are red
grass is greener
when i think of you
i play with my weiner
10.charmander is red
squirtle is blue
if you were a pokemon
i would choose you
11.roses are grey
violets are grey
sky is grey
i'm fucking colorblind
12.roses are red
violets are blue
i'm too lazy
to fuck you
13.roses are red
i like your dimple
its poems like these
that are much too simple
14.roses are red
violets are blue
spend my money on valentines
DA HELL WITH YOU!
15.roses are flowers
violets are too
i'll open my legs
just to show you kung fu
16.roses are red
this is my limit
open your legs
and give me a minute
17.roses are red
violets are blue
open your legs
i'm coming through
18.roses are red
violets are blue
be a real man
and invite her to drink too
19.roses are red
violets are fine
i'll be the 6
if you'll be my 9
20.roses are red
violets are blue
i see what you did there
what did i do?
YOU ARE READING
Roses are red violets are blue.................................
Poetryok so i decided to put all these together but let me remind you that some of these are dirt and some of these are mean but all of these are hilarious!! so read on :)