Jake dirks lemon

The begining

Yas, so this is like where they meet n stuff
No they are not just gonna do the diddly do outa no where what r u. So yea, just read it, p Gud.
-lamas that are on fire

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"Here we are in the beautiful Seattle ,and bob here is gonna give us the weather! Thanks Sharon I..." It's 11:38pm, The tv fades into the background as you stand up from your usual seat to go and grab a snack. "Uh..we have some apple juice but Dave would be furious if he saw that shit gone. We got a 5 pound bag of pepperoni, some 2 month old Chinese food" you sigh in defeat. "Damn it, I though I just went to the store...like 5 months ago, what is this madness!!!???" You here Dave upstairs, you call to him staying that you will be going to the store. "David, I'm going to that one place where we by AJ, don't bring anyone home, got it??!" You practically scream. He rushes down those stairs like they were made of ice (gotta go fast my dude) and crashes right into you. "Holy sweet Jesus thank the lord" Dave stays while he is laying on top of you. "David Elizabeth strider get the hell off of me" you say pushing him, no more like sliding him off of you. "Dirk I though you where never gonna go to the store again ,I have been living off air and AJ for the past like 2 weeks." He hands me a 20. "Please go buy me some food so that I may not waste away like you do in front of that tv everyday." He says and without another word he goes slowly back up from whence he came. you cautiously put on your coat, you haven't been outside in a few months and you usualy keep all the doors and windows closed ,and locked so you hadn't even noticed that it was the middle of December, wait, you check your phone
It was 3 days before Christmas and you haven't even gotten Dave anything ..or a Christmas tree for that matter. I guess you will be going outside a lot more that you thought. But today was a different situation, your just going to get Dave and you food so you guys don't starve to death. You say goodbye to Dave as you walk out of your small Apartment, and travel down the what seems like billions of stairs, exit the building and now have found your crappy little white car that you are surprised still works, adjust the mirrors, and slowly back out of the parking space into the darken street.

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Eh? So that was the first part of my story, I have not written in quite a while so I hope you guys enjoyed! And yea I know it's short. Sorry.

-burning lamas