awe, doing this bc he did one
so, these are the rules
1. Know what bubble tea is
2. leave his walls alone
3. NEVER STEaL ELLIE'S FUCKING OREOS
4. do a handstand for an hour on the first tuesday of every month
5. dun call him boobear bc my name for him
6. if you're a boy, be taller than him
7. WIDE OPEN SPACESSSSSSSSSS WAIT WUT
8. be able to rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time
9. knit me a pair of socks and mittens
10. never ever hurt him, cheat on him, hit him, or be a bitch to him or I will cut your dick and/or vag off
