Haikyuu x Reader One Shots

|The salt kings throne| Tsukishima Kei{R}

Trigger warning ⚠️ there might be some things that you find uncomfortable in this,depression and abuse

He is probably the most annoying person you have ever came across in your entire life, and your not saying that to sound dramatic, he is a giant asshole, but you can't really talk since your a even bigger one, the only time the two of you talk or make any sort of contact with one another, all it ever was and all it ever will be is insults, teasing, mocking, you name it.

You really can't stand the cocky prick, he's a tall little shit who's annoying as hell, but you don't let his words get to you and your words don't get to him.

It was just another day for you really, you got up in the morning as always throwing your (hair colour) in to (hairstyle of choice) (unless you have short hair like myself and just go with whatever the hell you woke up with, that might just be me though) you were never one to care about personal appearance or what people thought about you in general, I mean, why should you, if people have Shit to say they should say it to your face.

A small sigh escapes your lips as your (eye colour) orbs stare blankly out the window of your classroom, you arrived early, you didn't sleep at all last night, your mother was drunk again, she was shouting at you as she normally done, not just what a normal mother would say, like  'go clean your room' or 'do the dishes' no it was much more, she called you useless and a waste of space, you were the reason you father left apparently...she would hit you, leaving bruises and Marks on you body, i guess that explains your shitty personality towards living things in general, yes that's right you (last name) (first name) were probably the most unsocial person in karasuno, the only person you have even came close to talking to is the salty prick known asTsukishima Kei, how you met him wasn't really that special, more like annoying...

It was that typical, bump in the hallway. cliche I know, you were minding your own business walking down the hall after school had ended, you done this a lot, wandered round the school for a hour or two after it ended to avoid going home to your mother. So you walked, the sound of your flat black shoes tapping against the floor of your school building, it was winter so the nights got darker easily but there was still some light shining through barely lighting up the room, but the lights were on so it wasn't to bad, as you took the next corner you could feel a shoulder knock against yours, which caused you to stumble slightly but you regained you balance in a matter of seconds, you didn't even bother to look up to see who it was, since you really couldn't give less of a crap, a small 'tch' escapes your mouth as you keep walking "watch we're your going shorty" a low toned voice called, you turned your head to look at the tall blonde boy who was adjusting his glasses, you looked him up and down through your glasses before looking at him blankly with your (eye colour) eyes, they met his honey ones, "sorry, I didn't know how I didn't see a giant such as your self, my glasses must have magically stopped working" you shot back at him, a look of shock was on his face for a split second before he smirked " what's a little girl like you doing with a attitude like that?" He smirks at you, your simply sigh and then place one finger on your chin in thought "well, last time I checked I was born with it, oh well nothing I do about that, now can I?" You turn around and continue your walk around the school campus, leaving the blonde standing there....."not bad shorty...not bad..."

And that's how it was ever since then your guys have shot back countless insults at each other, it's almost tradition to shove into one another in the hallways of the school, but apart from that you never talked normally and things like that, it was just two assholes annoying each other.

The stupid signature smirk of his was printed on his face as he slightly leaned over you, you really weren't in the mood to put up with his bullshit today,
"Hey shorty, hows the weather down there?" He leans against your table waiting for some sort of reply from you
A small sigh escapes your lips and you look up at him
"It's good, the weather up there must be be pretty bad cause you look like crap" you didn't even smile after your comment, you were way to to tired for salty insults with the giant standing next to you.