Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Protection Squad

Kidnapped (Not Really) 1.

1. The Kidnapping (Not Really)

"I'm curious, Tony. How exactly does kidnapping Coulson's niece ensure her safety?"

"It's not kidnapping if we have her legal guardian's consent, capsicle." The brunette rolled his eyes.

"I think you're forgetting that crossbones is in active pursuit for her too, Steve." Natasha quipped from a bush roughly two yards away.

"You guys are a bunch of retards." Clint snorted from his perch in the tree.

     Currently Tony, Steve, Natasha, and Clint were creeping around Marie Coulson's house, waiting for the perfect moment to grab Morgan, her seventeen year old daughter. By accident, the young girl had overheard a pivotal piece of information from crossbones himself at a rag-tag coffee shop, and the piece of information she heard was so important that it landed her at the top of hydra's hitlist, resulting in four of the avengers scheming to kidnap her whilst wearing black ski masks.

     The whole disguise thing was Tony's idea. It would make things easier for the Coulson family and it would throw hydra off of their trail if they heard that some random thugs were holding Marie's daughter for a ransom.

"It's clear to enter, Marie just turned in for the night." Clint alerted the team.

"Alright, Stark you keep an eye on things out here and the rest of us will go get her" Cap ordered, gesturing for Clint to come down from the tree.

"And why am I not going in?"

"No offense, Stark, but you're not really light on your feet." Natasha shrugged smugly.

***

'Lmao, you straight wildn girl.' I replied to my friend, Brooke.

     Honestly, she's probably the biggest hoe at my school, but I love her to death and I will always be there for her to listen to her 'hoe stories'

'Always, and can you run me up to the pharmacy tomorrow? I think I'm gonna need 'the morning after' pill. Brent's pull-out game is weak af.'

'Damn, I got you homie.'  I texted back before setting my phone on my nightstand.

     Usually I'd stay up late, but I have a major exam before Christmas break tomorrow and I don't plan on screwing it up. I've always had phenomenal grades, and I've worked my butt off the last two summers to have a financial 'cushion' for college too, so I guess you could say I have a lot going on for me. I actually plan on attending the university of New York for journalism.

      Buuuut I'm actually re-thinking that whole going to bed early thing because you know that feeling when you're super comfortable but then you suddenly have the strongest urge to pee and you can't fall asleep afterwards because you're too awake? That describes me perfectly at the moment.

     Actually, I'll probably get caught up on the walking dead! You gotta find the silver lining in everything ammiright?

***

"She's slipping on some slippers and is heading towards the bathroom with her headphones on, so just grab her when she comes out." Stark spoke into the earpiece.

"Roger that, tin man with the plan."

"Don't try to joke around, Steve." Natasha scolded.

***

'Heck yeah, #Richonne' I freaking ship the heck out of those two. Honestly I never thought Rick would find love again in this show, but I'm glad he did!

     With my phone in one hand, I ended up almost falling over doing an awkward shimmy to get my pajama pants pulled up. However, from this slightly bent angle it kind of looked like someone was standing in front of the bathroom door. Ha, mom probably clogged her bathroom toilet again and she's probably waiting to use this one. Damn, better hurry..