Bugs [A Haikyuu fanfic]

Aoba Johsai

In Aoba Johsai Volleyball Club, there were some set of rules made by the captain, vice-captain and sometimes, the teammates. Nevertheless,  the forever number one rule in the club was

NO BUGS ALLOWED. NEVER CHANGE THIS, NEVER.

and it was set by their not-so-beloved captain, Oikawa Tooru. Oikawa HATES BUGS, LIKE REALLY REALLY HATE THEM. Everyone in the team respects this rule and no one questions it. So whenever new members join the team, they will be educated on this. And since their captain hates bugs that much, they actually pasted a "no bugs allowed" sticker on the gymnasium door. Maybe somehow the bugs know how to read the sign and there's never been one to enter the gymnasium, never.

On this day, the team is having their usual practice. 

"Hey Iwaizumi, where's Oikawa?" The coach looks around to find Oikawa but there's no sign of him in the gymnasium.

"Oh god, not again." Makki shakes his head, knowing where exactly that Oikawa will be.

"Go get him, Iwaizumi." The coach sighs.

Iwaizumi walks out of the gymnasium and finds that trashykawa somewhere nearby. Oikawa was again, surrounded by girls.

"Oikawa senpai! I made these cookies just for you!"

"Oikawa-kun, can you take a picture with me?"

"Oikawa senpai, I bake this cake for you!"

"Awwww thank you, you all! You guys are so sweet!" Oikawa smiled, but Iwaizumi knows that that wasn't his true smile at all. 

"Oi Trashykawa, practice. Now. Go." He throws a volleyball at the back of Oikawa's head.

"Ouch! Iwa-chan! That hurts!" Oikawa exclaims. 

"Alright, bye-bye then girls!" He waves goodbye to the girls and leaves with Iwaizumi.  Iwaizumi punches him for being late again as usual.

-During practice-

"Iwa-chan here!" Oikawa gave Iwaizumi a good toss and Iwaizumi spikes it with all his power.

"Nice one, Iwa-chan!" Oikawa smiles. That was his true, sincere smile. 

But his expression suddenly changes. His face becomes pale white and his soul probably just escaped from his body.

"OH MY GOD IWA-CHAN! WHAT IS THAT?!?" He points at a weird-looking, moving stuff on the ground behind Iwaizumi.

"Oh, that's a cockro- SHIT" Iwaizumi immediately goes on his alert mode when he sees the cockroach.

"Makki, Mattsun! Danger Number 10!"

"Oh great, you stupid little bug."

"Yeah, don't you know how to read the warning outside the door?"

The three of them immediately turn the situation into one of those 911 emergencies and practice is being paused. They have to get rid of it or else don't think about returning to practice any time soon.

"Makki, you go left and Mattsun you go right. I'll catch it. No matter what, DON'T LET IT GET AWAY, NEVER."

"Okay! Roger that!"

And so the three of them are chasing after this rule-breaker cockroach.

"Huh? What are they doing?" Yahaba asks in confusion.

"Apparently some bug broke the first rule and yea," Kindaichi replies while watching their senpais chasing after the cockroach.

"I've got it." Iwaizumi manages to catch the roach and kills it without a problem. 

Bugs are harmless to him. In fact, he loved to catch bugs when he was a little kid. However, when he shows the bugs to Oikawa, Oikawa will definitely freak out. So whenever there's a bug Oikawa will certainly run to Iwaizumi for help.

Iwaizumi looks at the dead cockroach in his hands and a brilliant idea just came across his mind. He grins and walks towards Oikawa, who was hiding far away from where the cockroach was.

"Hey trashykawa!"

"Huh? What is it Iwa- AHHHH"

Iwaizumi swings the dead cockroach in front of Oikawa. Oikawa freaks out and starts running like there's no tomorrow.

"IWA-CHAN STOP IT! HOW MEAN! AHHHHH I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T STOP IT I WON'T TALK TO YOU FOR A MONTH! I SWEAR!!"

"Nah, you said that last time but you came and said you can't stand it anymore on the second day."

"IWA-CHAN STOP ITTTTTT!!!!"

Extra:
"Oikawa, you should have come to Shiratorizawa, its "bug-free" here"
-- Ushijima

Hahahhaa I hope that this is funny enough ( '∀｀) and Iwa-chan that's disgusting tho (；'∀｀) you should at least kill it with other things. Well, I'll try to write other schools if I can. That's it, bye! (・∀・)