Canadian Pros and Cons

2. French

So in Canadian schools you have to learn how to speak french. And they used to make you watch this show (which you may have heard of if you read my other story, the salsa and nachos fic), Téléfrançais. The show featured a talking, singing, dancing pineapple puppet, performing skeletons, 2 normal french kids and a pilot puppet. They still haunt my nightmares.