Dreu sits in his room because nobody likes him when suddenly a hot pocket flies throw the window and hits him in the face.
"Oh." Says Dreu calmly as he picks up the hot pocket.
Dreu stares at the hot pocket with confusion as another hot pocket flies through the window and hits the other hot pocket out of his hand.
"Omg!!!!" Dreu says as the two hot pockets begin merging together.
Dreu picks up the merged hot pockets and stares at it intensely.
"This is hot." Dreu softly whispers to himself as he unzips his pants and sets the merged hot pockets on his bed.
Dreu pulls out his smaller-than-a-rice-grain-dick and proceeds to insert it into the merged hot pocket.
The merged hot pocket rejects Dreu's smaller-than-a-rice-grain-dick and merges into a black hole causing Dreu and the rest of the world to be sucked into it.
And that is how Dreu destroyed the entire human race and everything that inhabited it.
