Richmond Dillamond and the first kiss?

"That was AMAZING! You're the best kisser ever! Like seriously... It felt like a bazillion firecrackers went off all at once. Rich..?"

"Yes..?"

"I think I love you."

WOAH! WOAH! Let's go back to the beginning, heh? I wish I didn't start with that dialogue. It always makes me cringe, but I thought it'd make quite a good hook into the story of how I came to have my first kiss with someone. Some say the first kiss is magical; others regret it straight after. I however, thought that mine was... hmm.. hard to sum up basically. It was different. It made me happy yet pissed off. I guess you'll find out why after reading this. This is the tale of how I came to be the least popular boy in all of year 10; just from one kiss. It'll be written in diary extracts in the present back then. Enjoy... I suppose. Wait! I quickly want to add that this wasn't my first 'first kiss', but it was my first with a certain someone, okay? Alright, you may begin.

Sunday 14th September

Dear Diary

Ah! School tomorrow. Such a pleasure being in a place where everyone dislikes me. Sarcasm, if you didn't get it. I hate school with a passion and for three reasons. 1: Everyone smells of sweat and anger. 2: No one talks to me. 3: All the teachers think I'm perfect. It annoys me that I'm perfect to teachers because, at every parents evening all the teachers say how amazing I am, and then my parents give me presents and praise me. I dislike being the centre of attention. It puts pressure on me; pressure is bad. Especially on me. I cry badly. My older brother, Wilson , and twin sisters (not identical), Kylie and Keira laugh at me all the time because of it. Wilson, is the annoying one with amazing hair! Kylie, is the snob with a massive nose passed down from Dad. Keira, is the pretty one with tiny feet. Size 4! She's in the year above me and yet my feet are three times bigger. I get too much joy from that. I dislike being happy, or contain any sort of joy. I just know that soon it'll all go away and be crushed by someone, so I tend to stay in the same emotional state each day... depressed. That way no one can bring me down any further.

Got to go now, Mum has made brownies.

Love, Richmond x