A Cowboy For Christmas

I'm laying in my bed sleeping and I hear pounding on my front door. I look at the clock beside my bed and it read 4:42am in bright red. I slowly get up and slip my house coat on over my pajamas wondering who could be at my door at this time in the morning. I check my phone an I have no missed calls or text. I ease my bedroom door open and make my way into the hall an go to the storage closet and get a golf club incase it's theives. I make my way down the stairs and the beating stops I take a look out of my peep hole and I don't see anyone. I slowly unlock my door an peep it open an someone barges in I start screaming then I heard her voice jessica it's me you retard you were suppose to be ready an hour ago I hope you have everything packed. It was my best friend April.
Me: I have everything packed but why are we leaving so early?
April:So we can beat the Traffic this afternoon.
Me:where is brandy an brittney?
April:Everyone is in the car waiting on you I suggest you hurry up or get left.
Me:Do not rush me I put half the money on this dude ranch vacation just like everyone else.
I make my way back upstairs to get a shower an get ready to leave my house. A hour later we are out the door for our dude ranch christmas vacation in Wyoming!