Fairy Potter:The Sorcerer's Stone

Chapter 9:The Transfiguration She-Devil and the Potions Master

Up above is a funny meme and HP deleted scenes FROM THIS MOVIE!!!!I OWN NOTHING!!
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It's still morning.Natsu,Harry,Erza,Gray,and Ron are running through the stone halls to their class.They rush in.In the class,a white fox is sitting on a desk. "Whew,amazing,can you imagine the look on the newbie's face if we were late?" Says Natsu.
The fox jumps off the desk and turns into a She-Devil(Mirajane's original Satan Soul).The four boys and one girl are both amazed and terrified.Soon enough,the white haired she-devil returns to her original appearance. "That was bloody brilliant." Ron says. "Thank you for that assessment,Mr. Weasley.Maybe if I were to transfigure Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocketwatch,maybe one of you would be on time." She says with a giggle. "We got lost." Says Erza. "Then perhaps a map?I trust you don't need one to find your seats."
The five go sit down at a seat. "Now students,my name is Mirajane Strauss.Obviously,I'll be your new Transfiguration teacher.If you happen to have any questions,whether your in my house or not,just come find me." "U-Um,Professor Strauss?" Mirajane recognizes the voice almost immediately. "Yes Neville?" Neville looks at Mirajane hesitantly. "My grandmother was talking about you one night.She said,you weren't a Gryffindor when you attended Hogwarts.I-I was wondering if you could answer whether she right or not?" Mirajane hesitates,almost terrified to respond. "Oh,well,you see,funny story about that-" She is cut off when the door slams open. "I'm afraid,Mr.Longbottom,that answer will remain a mystery till further notice." It's none other than Severus Snape himself. "Severus,isn't this a surprise." Severus gives Mirajane five sheets of papers. "Some of your papers were mixed with mine." Mirajane lightly blushes. "W-Well,thank you Severus." Severus turns to leave. "Tea during lunch?" He asks. "Of course." He soon leaves,quickening his pace. 

After a long while,we open up to Snape's potions class.The students are chattering,sitting near steaming cauldrons.The door slams open and Snape comes rushing in."There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class.As such,I don't expect many of you to enjoy the subtle science and exact art that is potion making." He turns. "However,for those select few," he looks at Gajeel,who smiles. "Who possess the predisposition,I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses.I can tell you how to bottle fame,brew glory and even put a stopper in death." Draco looks on then raises his eyebrows.Snape sees Harry,writing this down,in his view,not paying attention. "Then again,maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confidant enough to not..pay..attention."
Erza nudges Harry in the ribs.He looks up.
"Mr. and Ms. Potter.Our...new...celebrities.Tell me,what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?" He asks.Meredy,Lucy,and Levy's hands skyrocket.Harry shrugs. "You don't know?" Snape asks.Erza hesitantly puts up her hand. "Well Ms.Potter,an answer?" Erza timidly nods her head. "A powdered root of A-Asphodel added to an infusion of w-wormwood create a powerful sleeping potion known as Draught of Living Death." Snape looks at Erza,surprised."Th-That is correct Ms.Potter.Well,let's try again. Where,Mr. and Ms. Potter,would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar?" The three hands shoot up again. "I don't know,Sir." Says Harry.Erza speaks up. "U-Um,a bezoar is located in the stomach of a goat and it can save you from most poisons" Severus is once again surprised. "Correct again Ms.Potter and what is the difference between Monkshood and Wolfbane?"
"I don't know,Sir." Erza then answers again,insecure a bit but confident. "They're the same plant,but are also known as aconite.S-So there is no difference,sir." Severus looks to Harry. "Pity.Clearly,fame isn't everything,is it,Mr. Potter?" He says."You're lucky your sister reads her books." There is a long silence. "Well,why aren't you all righting this down?!" Soon,there is a rustle of ink,quills,and parchment. "15 points to Gryffindor." Snape says,returning to his desk.To this,he surprises EVERYONE!

Later,in the great hall,probably midday.The students are all working on homework.Jet is trying a spell on a cup.
"Eye of rabbit,harp string hum.Turn this water,into rum." He looks in the cup,shakes head,and repeats the spell.
"What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?" Erza asks
"Turn it into rum." Gray says bluntly.
"Actually managed a weak tea yesterday,before-" Ron is cut off.
ZAPOOF! The cup explodes.There is laughter amongst the students.Suddenly,a flock of owls start coming into the hall from the rafters above. "Ah.Mail's here!" Says Natsu
The owls soar by,dropping parcels to students.Harry and Erza get nothing.He sees the newspaper Ron has put down.
"Can I borrow this?" He asks,in which Ron nods. "Thanks."
Neville is unwrapping a gift.It is a clear ball with gold around it.
Cana eyes at the gift. "Hey,look!Neville's got a Remembrall!" Michelle scoots closer next to Neville. "I've read about those.When the smoke turns red" She starts,the smoke turns red. "It means you've forgotten something."
Neville chuckles to her. "The only problem is,I can't remember what I've forgotten."
"Hey,check this out." Harry says to Natsu,Erza,Gray,and Ron. "Somebody broke into Gringotts.Listen;Believed to be the work of dark witches or wizards unknown,Gringotts goblins,while acknowledging the breach,insist that nothing was taken.The vault in question,number 713,had in fact been emptied earlier that same day.That's odd.That's the vault we all went to." They all look at each other,concerned and worried for what is to come. "Harry,just what exactly do you was in that vault when we visited Gringotts?" Erza asks. Harry just shrugs to his sister. "I don't know Erza.I just don't."