STRIDER, shut the fuck up.

CHAPTER 1

=====》 You Are Dave

     You just wake up, you look to the side of your bedside table, picking your shades up, puting them on. You get out of bed and look in your full length mirror. Seeing your hair a mess, you softly brush it out with your hands.

Your computer makes a soft "brring" indicating someone is prstering you. You walk over to see a friend of yours, which youd like to be more than friends with, Karkat Vantes. You emedeantly respond.

"DAVE!!" Karkats first message reads
"Sup Kitkat" you respond back.
"STRIDER, DONT CALL ME THAT!" he rudely responds as usual, part of what you like about him, cute
"Never you will forever be Kitkat." You respond snottyly 'if thats even a word?...'
"FUCK YOU!" of course...
"Gladly" you said a snarky response.
"ANYWAYS, COMEOVER." He said and you feeling confused.
"What the fuck why" you respond
"BECUSE I SAID SO FUCK WAD!" He screamed.
"Fine on my way..." you say throwing on a clean shirt.

======》You Are Now Karkat

*After the conversion we just herd*

OMG HES COMING OVER FINALLY! I GET MY CANCE TO TAKE OFF HIS 'MASK' COVERING HIS EYES! IM SO FUCKING CURIOUS! WHAT DOES HE HAVE UNDER THERE, A FUCKING PARISTIC TWIN OR WHAT EVER THE FUCK YOU CALL IT?

YOU CLEAN UP YOUR LIVING ROOM, KITCHEN AND BEDROOM. DONT KNOW WHY YOUR BEDROOM OR WHAT EVER THE FUCK THE HUMANS CALL THE THING. GUESS YOU THOUGHT YOUR ON A CLEANING SPREE WHY NOT. THE PLACE WAS FUCKING FILTHY ANYWAYS.

======》You Are Now Dave Again

  After puting on your clean shirt you slide on you red sneakers and head out the door. You get about half way out the door when you realize your brother, when he wakes up, will wonder were you are. You go backe inside and see lil' cal. You give him a quick "Sup lil' bro" and walked into your kitchen grabing a sticky note and pen, you write the words ' Bro At Kitkats.
                    -Dave'

You walk back out the door and head to your best friend, who youd love to one day call 'boyfriend'.

=====》 You Are Now Karkat

YOU HEAR A KNOCK ON THE DOOR, YOU GO AND ANSWER TO SEE DAVE, SITTING THERE WITH A FUCKING SMILE ON HIS FACE. "Hey Kit-" YOU CUT HIM OFF BY SCREAMING "DAVE I SWEAR TO GOD, DONT  FUCKING CALL ME THAT YOU ASS HOLE!" HE LAUGHED, HE MOTHER FUCKING LAUGHED! I GESTERED HIM TO COME IN AND LOOKED CURIOUSLY WERE HIS EYES SHOULD BE.

HE CAME IN AND MADE HIMSELF AT HOME TAKING OFF HIS SHOES AND THROWING HIS FEET ON THE OTHER SIDE OF COUCH WITCH HE WASNT SITTING.

Anyways that was my first chapter! So yeah hope you injoyed!

449 words.

Yes it was pretty short, but ill update as soon as possible, witch is probably pretty fucking soon. Since im a fucking introverted, scared of being social at any point, and live on my phone.

Anyways bye have a good day or night!