True Love is Real

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by MLP_SilverSayaka

by MLP_SilverSayaka

Sportacus was rlly sad, Stephenie just harshly told him that she didn't want to date him lol because it was supposedly illegal for a 30 year old bro dude to date a snazzy girl smh. Sporty started to cry lmao, as he flippped out of Lazy Town, not looking at the edgy weirdo puppets behind haha trololz.
Meanwhile Robbie sexy daddy was plotting against Sportaflop, when he heard the pink boi's obnoxious voice.
"EHMAGERD TRIXIE GIRL DUDE DID U JUST SEE THAT LMAO THAT 30 YEAR OLD MAN JUST ASKED ME OUT EWWWWWWWW!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1"
   An angry flurried through the sexy daddy's body, how dare anyone decline Sportaflop, I mean he did hate him lmao cause he is my arch nemesis but Sportie was still hecka hot, almost as hot as him LMAO.
   "SHUT UP PRISSY GIRL SPORTIE IS HOT YOUR JUST JELOUS LOL SMH!1!1!1!1!" Robbie screamed from the bushed he was behind.
   Pink boi turned around from the edgy puppets and said "Look boi the fact that that Spotafiddle even asked me out is gRoSs and illegal and why tf do you even like him what is a this a satire Yaoi fanfic gosh LMAO!1!1!1!"
   Robbie Rotten edgily frowned and ran off, in an attempt to find his new crush lmao Spotameme1!!1!1
   Spotadatboi was crying in his weird airplane thingy, snuper sad about the fact that he was rejected from his true love pink boi. "I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS HAHA LMAO NEVER I WILL BE EDGY AND DEPRESSED FOR EVER AS I EAT THIS HEALTHY FRUIT FROZEN YOGURT1!!1!1!1!"
Meanwhile Robbie Sexy daddy was spying into Spotapepe's weird airplane thingy, distraught at the sight of his new crush's crying face. "gRrRrRrRrR that pink boi's gonna get it lmao guess I better cheeer up this finnnnneeeee young man.
"HEY SPORTASHREK YOUR HOT1!!1!1!1!1!" Robbie sexy daddy yelled.
"hUh1?1?1? Sportakiss said.
"I LUV YOU SPORTAWHATHISNAKE WILL U GO OUT ME AND PLOT AGAINST MEAN PINK BOI WHILE EATING SOME VEGAN UNHEALTHY FOOD!1!1!1!1" Robbie sexy daddy yelled back, meme (insert color) eyes shining.
"oH1!1!!1!1" Sportahappy said "YAH I WANNA DATE U LMAO BRO DUDE!1!1!1!1".
   "GR8 Now lets kiss k" Robbie sexy daddy said climbing in the weird airplane.
   "KK" Sportawearenumberone said, leaving in to Robbie sexy daddy's finnnnnnnneeeeee sexy face.
Robbie sexy daddy did the same, lending in to his new crushes blue jolly rancher eyes as they kissed.
   "Eww u suck at kissing by boi I'm gonna go ask Stingy out now bai lmao!1!!1!1!1!1 Sportalameo said spinning away from Robbie sexy daddy while Robbie cried.

THE END YO

LMAO

THOUGHT

THIS

WAS

GOOD

FANFIC

WHEN

RLLY

MEH

GOTS

LAZY

DANK

MEME

SPORTAFLOP

ROBBIE ROTTEN

STINGY

ZIGGY

STEPHANIE

TRIXIE

WEIRD GADGET DUDE

THIS IS EXACTLY 500 WORDS YO