Robbie Rotten x Sportacus

A New Relationship

        Sportahillary ran away from Robbie sexy daddy, hoping to get with Stingy, since Robbie sexy daddy sucks at kissing lmao, while Robbie sexy daddy ran from Sportatistheseason in hopes of escaping that embarrassing experience of Sporta21Pilots not liking his kiss lol roasted, due to the fact that Robbie sexy daddy had worn his new vegan doctor pepper chapstick lmao, that apparently smelled rlly bad.
"How rude!1!!1!1!1" Robbie sexy daddy said, running east into the west horizon, My vegan doctor pepper chapstick smells rlly good lol, I know this cuz Shrek Queen told meh lmao."
"hMmm now to find that boi Stingy lmao" Sportamelaniemartinez said, running west into the east horizon, "He should be with the mean boi pink boi haha lol."
Meanwhile, Stingy was being a little mean boi as usual trying to claim everything lol, when he heard Stephanie pink boi scream.
"EHMAGERD THAT 30 YEAR OLD WEIRDO WHO ASKED MEH OUT IS BACK SMH, EVERYONE EVACUATE THIS IS A CODE VEGAN DOCTER PEPPER CHAPSTICK EMERGANCY WHICH MEANS ITS RLLY BAD LMAO RUN LOL1!!1!1!1!2!"
Stingy, however, wasn't concerned, and since he wanted everything, he walked up to Sportanationwideisonyourside saying "Hey lol I like your apples lmao"
Sportahillaryforprision was shocked, he couldn't believe that Stingy loved him already1!1!!1!1 "So," Sportahmwatchasay said, "Do you love meh?"
Stingy took a step back, shocked at Sportaobamcare's confession, ready to speak, "Heck no, that's weird and illegal lmao, bai" and ran away, wet anime tears falling out of his dead meme brown eyes.
Sportaimrllysad was shocked, he was certain that Stingy loved him1!!1!2! The signs had been obvious!1!1!2! And he had been ready with his new Coca Cola Chapstick.
Saddened, Sportachapstick, ran off east into the west horizon, which btw was where Robbie sexy daddy went to.
Robbie sexy daddy stepped into the LazyTown department store, with one goal in mind, getting the perfect scented chapstick. "hMmm1!1!!1 How about I get meself some vegan Dorito Taco Bell flavored chapstick lol1!2!2!23 That'll smell rlly good lmao"
Robbie sexy daddy walked into the chapstick section to find his worse nightmare1!2!2!3 They were sold out of vegan Dorito Taco Bell scent lmao!2!1!!2!2!How rude!1!!2!2! Robbie sexy daddy began to cry again, wet anime tears coming out of his real dank meme eyes.
Sportamlpfriendshipismagic unintentually followed Robbie into the department store, searching for more Coca Cola chapstick because he realized the chapstick wasn't vegan opps, but as he stepped into the chapstick isle, he saw his worse nightmare lol1!1$2$2!!2
Robbie sexy daddy was sitting in the Taco Bell section of the chapstick section crying lmao!2!!2!3
Sportahalloween dashed to Robbie sexy daddy, concerned that his secret crush was rlly sad, which made Sportapoprocks rlly sad.
"What's wrong lmao?" Sportaiphone asked.
"They- They're sold out of vegan Dorito Taco Bell chapstick1!3!3!4" Robbie sexy daddy said, tears quickly coming out of his eyes.
"Oh, lmao, I thought this was a serious issues lol guess not lmao just get the vegan cool ranch Dorito Taco Bell chapstick lol." Sportavagantaco said.
"Kk and btw i luv U" Robbie sexy daddy Said to Sportapanicatthedisco.
"Meh too lmao" Sportatree said to Robbie sexy daddy.