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Eleanor's POV-
Everyone knows me as "Eleanor, Louis Tomlinson's girlfriend."
But Louis is just my beard.
The love of my life is non only than Starbucks.
I have always had a clear obsession with starbucks. Everyone sees me with starbucks. They think i just like to drink it, but i am actually in love with it.
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"ELEANOR HARRY IS COMING OVER GET OUT OF THE HOTEL PLEASE" Louis yelled at me.
"OK LEWIS. " i replied grabbing my keys.
"FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS LOU-IE. YOU COULD AT LEAST FUCKING TRY" Louis yelled.
I ignored him and hurried out of the hotel room, tripping over dozens of empty starbucks cups from earlier. Lewis laughed at me and i flipped him off.
I got back up and ran out the hotel. I sniffed my way to starbucks. I had that skill ever since i was little. I made my way into starbucks and a bunch of Calderics screamed my name and i just ignored them
"CAN I HAVE MY FUCKING COFFEE GOD DAMNIT!" I screamed and fell on the floor having a spazam attack.
The ugly,basic,shy barista stutterd "Uh- uh uhhh i- i dont k-know what you want.."
I stood up and slapped her across the face. The calderics jumped up and down giggling to each other.
"I want a double mocha pumpkin vanilla late with 5 squirts of carmel, 4 squirts of hazelnut, cream in the middle, 5 squirts of toffe mixed with java chips no sleeve. double mixed with green tea mixed inside and cream ontop and on the side." i yelled in the baristas face.
"I.. I.. i dont know how to m-make that. c-can you r-repeat that please," the barista stuttered.
Rage bubbled inside of me "GIVE ME MY FUCKING COFFEE!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.
The barista threw some random stuff together and handed it to me. I tasted it and spat it out in her face. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"
"i-its your drink. "
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR! FUCK YOU" I YELLED AND STORMED OUT OF THE STARBUCKS.
I ran to sit on the park bench and heard a little voice
"Hey. Dont be sad. I can make you feel amazing."
"What? Who said that? " i barked.
"Me.. Your drink. " the cup muttered.
"Oh. How can you make me feel amazing?" i said to the amazingly sexy cup.
"Take me to a bathroom and we can get down in there." said the cup.
I rushed into the starbucks again and locked the bathroom door.
How could a starbucks coffee possibly make me feel good?
The Starbucks cup started to say these dirty words to me and I blushed
"This is so weird.." I blushed and locked myself into the bathroom stall.
"Baby, open the door or I'm coming in."
The Starbucks cup quickly ran under the bathroom stall and cupped my face with its Lego hands it somehow got
"I love you starbucks cup."
"I love you too baby. Take me to your house baby, I'll make you feel what you never felt before."
I quickly ran out of Starbucks and ran back to Lewis' and my hotel
"LEWIS I'M HOME!!"
Lewis quickly came out of the bedroom with his boxers on and his shirt off
"What the fuck do you want you dipshit?"
"Just making sure your not fucking your boyfriend on the counter like last week."
Louis looked at me and smiled,"Ahh that was fun."
