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1. ❝My noodles spilled the other day in class, so I ended up using a period pad to absorb the soup.❞

2. ❝My bunnies bang each other very loud at night outside my window, and I've always wondered why they squeaked.❞

3. ❝I used a stick to poke my bunny's pink dick once.❞

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